tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-84613139636472330082024-02-08T06:10:13.830+00:00Jennie Vallis, Illustrator and ModelmakerJennie Vallishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07021741899982892368noreply@blogger.comBlogger46125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8461313963647233008.post-12925500324634415072013-11-12T20:46:00.001+00:002013-12-01T23:30:25.196+00:00Misfits and Miscreants<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="color: #666666; font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif; font-size: small;">It's
finally up! After nine months of frantic scribbling, late night colouring and numerous dramatic meltdowns, my first solo exhibition has been hung and is open for all to see. </span><br />
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<span style="color: #666666; font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif; font-size: small;">It's being held at <a href="http://www.the-haberdashery.com/Home.html" target="_blank">The Haberdashery</a> in Crouch End*, which was voted <i>London's Best Coffee Shop</i> last year is one of my favourite places to spend a quiet Sunday morning. I can also highly recommend one of their incredible mochas as the perfect accompaniment to your illustration-admiring activities. </span><br />
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not sure that my love for The Haberdashery is entirely reciprocated,
not after yesterday's marathon hanging session, during which the poor
staff and customers were subjected to 2 1/2 hours of enthusiastic
hammering, interspersed with tedious discussions about height and
spacing. Not to mention all the prints, bags, bubble wrap and general
detritus strewn about the place. </span></span><span style="color: #666666; font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif; font-size: small;"><br /></span><br />
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<tr align="left"><td class="tr-caption"><span style="color: #666666; font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">Yup, you're right, that is rather a lot of photographs of Alex putting up pieces of </span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color: #666666; font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif; font-size: x-small;">wood, some might say too many. Also I am
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<span style="color: #666666; font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"></span></span><span style="color: #666666; font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Luckily they were very patient and bore with the disruption until at last, the final nail was in and the pictures in place. </span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #666666; font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;"></span></span><span style="color: #666666; font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">Now all that's left is for all you lovely people to come and see it! There's a special opening evening on Thursday evening (November 14th 18:030 - 20:30), where there will be wine and music and things. I'll be there trying not to look too awkward, so please come over and have a chat. </span></span><br />
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<span style="color: #666666; font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">If you can't make Thursday, then the show will be up until Sunday 8th December (perfect for Christmas shopping, no?!). For those of you who live too far away, are allergic to North London or who simply refuse to leave the house during the winter months, you can also buy my prints, tote bags and colouring books online from my <a href="http://jennievallis.tictail.com/" target="_blank">online shop</a>.</span></span><br />
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<span style="font-size: large;">11th November 2013 - 8th December 2013</span></div>
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<span style="color: #666666; font-size: small;"><span style="font-family: "Trebuchet MS",sans-serif;">* I know that Crouch End isn't on a tube line and that consequentially Londoners are very reluctant to venture there, but seriously, the mochas are THAT good. Also it's genuinely very easy to get to, just a 7 min bus ride on the W7 from Finsbury Park. It'll be worth it, I promise!</span></span>Jennie Vallishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07021741899982892368noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8461313963647233008.post-80728844695446599512013-11-05T10:16:00.000+00:002013-11-05T10:16:39.322+00:00A week to go...<br />
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<span style="font-size: small;">I can't believe that in a week's time, all the images will be framed and hung on the walls. Quite a lot left to do before that, but for the time being here's another wee peek at one of the limited edition prints that will be available from next week.... eeep! </span>Jennie Vallishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07021741899982892368noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8461313963647233008.post-27321868598951736802013-10-15T15:55:00.000+01:002013-10-15T15:55:06.430+01:00Exhibitionist<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<br />Jennie Vallishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07021741899982892368noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8461313963647233008.post-16254835262822469822013-08-27T13:37:00.005+01:002013-08-27T13:38:58.324+01:00Sneak peek<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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<span style="font-size: small;">I'm really excited to announce that I'm having my first ever solo exhibition up in North London in November. For ages it's seemed like a really long way off, but this weekend I was hit by the terrifying realisation that I haven't got a clue what I'm going to be showing and the hours of scribbling time are rapidly diminishing. So after a bank holiday spent furiously leafing through sketchbooks for ideas and getting my fingers nicely inky, I've managed to make a tiny start and put together a couple of possible contenders for the show. </span><span style="font-size: small;">There will be prints and other goodies available to buy at the exhibition and I'll also be adding these to my online shop. Keep your eyes open for more information (dates/times/location etc) which I will be posting over the next month or so. Gulp!</span></div>
<br />Jennie Vallishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07021741899982892368noreply@blogger.com3tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8461313963647233008.post-58868654555571235252013-06-25T13:45:00.003+01:002013-06-25T13:50:48.076+01:00Ohh deer, oh dear<div class="separator" style="clear: both; text-align: center;">
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If you've not heard of the awesome online collective that is <a href="http://ohhdeer.com/" target="_blank">Ohh Deer</a>, then you must have been hiding in a cave for the past 12 months. Even if you haven't been to their site, you will have seen their products in Topshop, Urban Outfitters, the Tate and Paperchase. These guys are taking over the world, which is pretty impressive considering that until very recently, the founders Mark and Jamie were running it out of their spare room. </div>
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<br />Jennie Vallishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07021741899982892368noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8461313963647233008.post-58189796022695832712012-08-05T20:07:00.002+01:002012-08-05T21:31:12.991+01:00Big Chief 'Runs with Scissors'<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">What's this? A year and a half of nothing and then two posts in one day?! Ridiculous. </span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">There is a reason I promise, I've added my new A3 Native American prints to my <a href="https://www.etsy.com/listing/106111254/american-indian-a3-print" target="_blank">online shop</a> and there'll be more appearing on there soon.....</span>Jennie Vallishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07021741899982892368noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8461313963647233008.post-80041224292792134212012-08-05T19:22:00.003+01:002012-08-05T19:22:59.553+01:00I'm back baby!.....<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: 'Trebuchet MS', sans-serif;">...and so much to tell you all, but for the time being I shall leave you with some recent stuff that I've been doing.</span><br />
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<span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family: Verdana, sans-serif;">Here is the EP cover that I created for the super talented <a href="http://www.jakemorley.com/" target="_blank">Jake Morley</a>, if you want your very own copy, you can find a list of stockists <a href="http://www.jakemorley.com/2012/04/ghostess-ep-stores/" target="_blank">here.</a> </span></div>
<br />Jennie Vallishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07021741899982892368noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8461313963647233008.post-91463544617022332011-01-05T04:12:00.039+00:002011-07-11T21:42:27.339+01:00You weren't there man<div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjDKjp6S44uppFejIUMUqwdGbZ9TkC7GX72NQQLO_oc5mpaUhdojERs1X8r-x8KcwJVtvmjQibWWx7kcyBE4HmV3a_qd49MfZx-NPKiv_IA-JibLHkSis_pYSVlW7HhM6n-X-7YUM5dNpCF/s400/DSCF1998.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5564986752943785666" /></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><span style="font-size:85%;">The <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">Internet</span> in Vietnam is shit. And I mean really, <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">truly</span> bad. I've been trying to write a new <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">blogpost</span></span> for the last two weeks and whenever I actually managed to find a fully functioning <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Internet</span>-connected device thingy, it refuses to let me look at anything. Apparently the government here aren't huge fans of free speech and the like, and have therefore banned websites such as <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Facebook</span></span> and blogger, making it nigh on impossible for a geek such as myself to talk to anyone. </span><div><span style="font-size:85%;"><br />I was planning to regale you with tales of lunatic bus drivers, moonlit beaches and New Year's Eve in <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Halong</span></span> Bay, but I've just got back from <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_3">Sapa</span></span> and my little brain is filled with what I saw there. Let me just say that all bus drivers should be banned from playing Grand Theft Auto, oh and if they must smuggle drugs on their vehicles, they should at least try to be subtle about it. Asking your passengers to stand up, before lifting up their seat to reveal a suspicious looking package which you then pass over to a <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">burly</span> man in exchange for a large roll of banknotes,<span style="COLOR: rgb(51,51,51)"> is hardly clandestine</span> my friends. When not up to such nefarious shenanigans, these chaps enjoy playing a spot of chicken with the motorcycles, many of which are carrying small babies and which are never going to come out of the exchange very well. One of our drivers actually got out of the bus on the main highway from Hanoi to <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_4">Hai</span> <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_5">Phong</span>,walked across three lanes of moving traffic -shouting incomprehensibly the whole way- before being hit by a car. It was only a glancing blow and he got straight back behind the wheel, but boy would that have been a big bruise in the morning.</span></div><div><div><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><div><span style="font-size:85%;">Were the bus to be involved in an accident, however, at least you'd be happy in the knowledge that there are lots and lots of other bodies to cushion you. The number of seats is only very loosely related to the number of people actually on board, since once the traditional places have been filled, there's a handy store of small plastic stools that can be placed all the way up the aisle. Get some of your passengers to sit on each others laps and you can shove an extra 20 odd people inside. Yes, they may grumble a bit, but what do you care, you're nearly at that bit where you get to kill a prostitute before being chased across Vice City by police in helicopters...</span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;">All in all, I have found that the only way to survive such journeys is to plug in the old <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_6">ipod</span></span> and never, ever look out of the window. Thankfully I had some fantastic companions with whom to share the horror of these journeys, and with whom I could also enjoy a fortifying drink or two (ahem!) afterward. I managed to spend not only Christmas but New Year too with the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_7">uber</span></span> excellent Michaela, Peter, Chris and Caroline, all lovely Aussies who didn't mind putting up with me over the festive season. Though by contrast to the death bus, the night train to <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_8">Sa</span></span> Pa was an absolute joy, it was sadly lacking in good old Australian companionship, my new chums having left me to go back to the sun. </span></div><div><br /></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjjMfRJpIuo1Fmjp7AR_LZMX8DhynusXuWM_K941VAf22TyP8IU1RZpdS-hI3xVIzu4r98kHX-p5Mzgntx8ePeBjgpcAfF0yeP66Qw8Kv4nC8wPgfDIW5vikDrOLdSNUcDbyVO9d9JgEpuH/s400/DSCF1902.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5565023775595873842" /></span></div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">Pete, Caroline and Chris on our boat in <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_9">Halong</span> Bay, New Year's Eve</span></i></div><div style="text-align: left;"><br /></div></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_10">Sa</span></span> Pa is cold. This is what everyone in Hanoi tells you, though they fail to explain just how cold. Besides, I'm an idiot and scorned all warnings. Aren't I an English girl after all, used to everything our famously foul weather can throw? <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_11">Hmmm</span></span>, yes, as I said, I'm a moron. I began to realise the extent of my stupidity when the train arrived in <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_15"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_12">Sa</span></span> Pa at 5am on Friday morning and it came as quite a shock. <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_16"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_13">Sa</span></span> Pa is a mountain town in the very North of Vietnam, supposedly surrounded by stunning scenery-sadly when I arrived this was entirely obscured by the incredible and all pervading mist that lurked everywhere.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHVUINe1zNu2jTXmq9hy5j1dZWOVh9v04RU7AeablaXajhZicXG5Hhr03Y1CZjFqV5Qw28uHqdfXQIXu2ri5bztwFGmhG3IA8KFsfREr-0WZUcPfT2Yivkmt2NapM2vkHTwrYIeHIPJO-R/s400/DSCF2156.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5565014463553134946" /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;">When I'd originally organised this tour, I'd imagined that there might be others joining me. However when the time came for me to set off with my <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_17"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_14">H'mong</span></span> guide, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_18"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_15">Su</span></span>, I was entirely on my own. <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_19"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_16">Su</span></span> is one of the smallest adults that I have ever met and her tiny feet in her child-sized wellies managed to gain purchase on the most minute of footholds, that my galumphing size 8's entirely failed to locate. If it hadn't been for my incredible army boots, I doubt that I would have made it up or down the slick clay mountain tracks, which at many points were almost vertical. Even with my superior <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_20">footwear</span>, there were occasions when the two other tiny <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_21"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_17">H'mong</span></span> ladies; who had mysteriously appeared beside us, had to hold my hands to prevent me from slipping. One of them carried a baby asleep in a sling across her back, yet she tripped up and down the treacherous slopes like a mountain goat. I was like a lumbering Gulliver stuck amid the Lilliputians and boy did I feel like an idiot. The only jacket that I have in my meagre wardrobe is a beautifully tailored piece that I had made back in <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_22"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_18">Hoi</span></span> An as a little Christmas present to myself- it looked extraordinarily out of place in this demanding landscape. My two little helpers left us when we stopped at a little hut for lunch. How could I refuse their pleas for me to buy something from them as they held out small embroidered trinkets for me to see? All the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_23"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_19">H'mong</span></span> women make their own clothes, dying the hempen fabric with the indigo flowers that grow all over the hillside. They also sew bags and belts and create 'silver' bangles to <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_20">sellto</span> the tourists, it's the only source of income for the non English speakers in the winter time, since their are no crops to tend and they can't act as guides. I bought a brightly coloured headscarf, just like the ones that all of the ladies wear on their own heads, in the hope that it would protect me even slightly from the worst of the icy mist. This absurd addition to my already confused ensemble only served to make me look even more ridiculous, but by this time I was beyond caring.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 386px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhOpC63ylVkBDwFWcDmkJCbDHblRlWtivNSBrsF-NL3I0fQo9Y5isbReHjHVbHblF15QhgrVGk-QzMYH8DXPBGeDBxtndyI49Xju8oTdzbmzJjM5KdBpp3dkajwBmUWzns5481dIBFn1PnG/s400/DSCF2054.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5564981495365171810" /><div><div><span style="font-size:85%;"><div style="text-align: center;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">Lam, myself and <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_21">Mee</span>, sporting our very fetching headscarves</span></i></div></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;">After six hours of trekking up and down the mountain side; which here is cut into plateaus like shelves where rice paddies are formed, we came to a narrow clay path and <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_24"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_22">Su's</span></span> own house. She wanted me to meet her family. Call me <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_23">naive</span>, but I didn't know that there were people who still lived like this, or at least not in places where the temperature gets this <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_24">low</span>.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhMZBwHD9xJWFikKjxWPUoZGrkhzQ8GEGcxS-gHOAq7pYA-SwXvomP8OLl1-qYn-eKA5JnijVMviIgKc7HrzYAAVPphF6eyHAZ9HpSGGdJfNShHZ7BXNfrHUb8GGpQgQgc18U37xVt-sZF9/s400/DSCF2093.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5564983055782730050" /><div><span style="font-size:85%;"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_25"><div style="text-align: center;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">Pathway to <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_25">Su's</span> house</span></i></div></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_25"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_26">Su's</span></span> house is essentially a wooden shack made up of a single room, with a small corner partitioned off, which is where her four children sleep. The main part of the room contained a small, very low table which had been tipped on its side, so as to conserve space and a group of very low wooden stools; no more than 15cm tall, pushed against the wall. Above the children's sleeping quarters there was a mezzanine floor with a rough bamboo ladder leading up to it. Here the previous summer's harvest of maize and rice is stored. The only other feature of this bare little house was a bed, pushed into a corner and covered in an assortment of large blankets and odd bits of clothing. There were no windows, no chimney, the only tap was outside, set into a low concrete wall and the fire; on which all the cooking was done, was outside, under the small overhang of the bamboo roof. The only electricity in evidence here, was a solitary, bare light bulb that hung above the opening that led to the fire and a single plug socket from which <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_26"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_27">Su's</span></span> mobile phone charger dangled, an object shockingly out of place in this little house.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi5zZFrgF_LPhDQlCONCEzr4Zp3o35oB8y9F4pAZU7JYF0zwf4q-mmXpeJzknWeUsthowfWig3OKlGyagR5RSqE4Fqg43i6Kvkjzl2mK5NM6hfqWYmFm3qPdyhyphenhyphennRS5y7zkWkubVHBlPC9S/s400/DSCF2090.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5564985359279105922" /><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" font-style: italic; "><span class="Apple-style-span"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">The table is set for dinner at <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_28">Su's</span></span></span></span></div></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;">There were people everywhere. Small, grubby, giggling children dashed about, many of them barefoot despite the cold. One beautiful little girl with huge black eyes, was completely naked from the waist down, though none of the other, permanently shouting adults seemed to be concerned about this.</span></div><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhCUdxGL5REesVvKYG1dWKIWIXfl5vtfzxBJh_BAiisV0mVUswrMZp_bJvmwlbqapv8udZezMZCz8lL54-JaInPABTBZ54wj6aisFBsd-zG6Riq10-i-WdpKdriMjU1RK_00ihpwqNHqKb6/s400/DSCF2091.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5564994880026492226" /><div><div style="text-align: center;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">Fancy doing the washing up? The house's only source of running water</span></i></div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><span style="font-size:85%;"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_27"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_29">Su</span></span> explained to me that they were all here to help build an extension on the house. She wanted somewhere to have her kitchen, so that she would be able to cook indoors. Whilst the men gathered around with their <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_28">machetes</span>, stripping the bark from lengths of wood and cutting huge bamboo poles to the correct size, I picked up one of the shovel-like implements and helped the other women to level out the clay swamp in front of the house where the structure was to be erected. <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_29"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_30">Su's</span></span> youngest child, 4 year old Mi, joined in enthusiastically with a shovel of his own, hacking at the earth with such energy that I was fearful, not only for his bare little toes, but for my own booted ones. Mi had taken quite a shine to me and came to sit on my lap after dinner, chattering away to me in Vietnamese, whilst I jiggled him up and down.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;">At least the people here have no shortage of food and this is in part due to their using up of every part of the animals that they consume. We crouched around the low table that evening with our rice bowls, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_30"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_31">Su</span></span> and the other women continually placing morsels in my bowl for me, making it very difficult to abstain from the dish of chopped up chicken intestines that I'd been trying to avoid. The rest of the chicken had been dismembered using the ever useful <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_31">machete</span> and cooked up bones, skin and all. The meat and skin was gnawed off with varying amounts of delicacy and when there was nothing edible left, the remnants would be thrown onto the concrete floor for the dogs to pick over. There wasn't enough room at the table for the children, so they took their rice bowls and placed them on the floor, squatting around them and picking up bits with their chopsticks.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjYt3NISP437ceB2lBd0k9m2PcNgk_aJcQP4M4ypPne2KLltmr6oJ7mhzsAuNJOl12pPkV54QV1FDUuCxGLT4y33zla9F743GgA8eejXTRlKYFwDKGWMdnfrRtuyYMAlvLaqNvpkx9cJSl8/s400/DSCF2095.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5564989326090055730" /><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style=" font-style: italic; font-size:small;">Mi and his brothers eating their dinner</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;">It was dark dark by the time <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_32"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_32">Su</span></span> and I left for the <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_33">home stay</span> where we were to spend the night. I was fairly concerned, since we'd both consumed rather a lot of the home brewed rice wine and the path had been difficult enough to traverse in the daylight. Luckily though, we managed the 15 minute journey without incident, although it had felt that it lasted considerably longer. </span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;">The <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_34">home stay</span> was basically a slightly larger version of <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_35"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_33">Su's</span></span> home. The fire was indoors, but since there was no chimney, the poorly fitted door could not be closed whilst the fire was lit, or else the whole place would have filled with smoke and so the building was no warmer than the air outside. I was too tires by this time to care too much, however and so fell into my bed, pulling the two heavy blankets over me in an effort to get warm. I didn't even get undressed, it was too cold to even consider removing any garment bar my slightly damp socks, which I <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_36">hurriedly</span> replaced with two dry pairs.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjOmTKOFoKLCA_zkmnJnc3RDge_GdAaTInxDn7q9kW3Smfaly_ZySiTHeUFaoL-N35rs_2Y2XhZf_1woqmEeni_wCyOHFadF8GEbeEe17wf6umRsibsECfvI08xGWodT3sAPzoBU9b4sUYm/s400/DSCF2200.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5564992220642891554" /><div style="text-align: center;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">I wonder what the people in the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_34">Domestos</span> ads would make of this kitchen?</span></i></div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><span style="font-size:85%;">The next morning I was woken very early, by an assortment of sounds- running children, shouting adults and the inevitable crowing <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_37">cockerel</span>. Reluctantly I left my nest of blankets and went off to find the family by the fire. That day's walking followed a very similar pattern to the previous one, though the ground was, if anything, even slicker than before and the weather even colder. Yet again we were joined by two quiet little women, one with a bright gold tooth in the top left of her smiling mouth. Every so often I caught glimpses of the hills in the brief holes in the mist- a cruel hint at the stunning but invisible landscape around me. It was a gruelling 6 hour slog to the village of Ban Ho, where we spent the night. As we came down the hillside overlooking the village, the mist finally cleared and we were able to see the river mapped out beneath us.</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjnb5bFQObxRNv49ieCFhKPi5M2Rht_3KGXlzS7AyFNZXQJikg0ECza9VoWM3MXey_mGusVHqrqZuXKULdG0kee4oLB944-A6n-aBfrOO5wYLTqpB70bWWB1bpL5RtqBHXSyODuvG6vcOPv/s400/DSCF2128.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5565012383347067602" /></span></div><div><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><span style="font-size:85%;">This <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_38">home stay</span> was slightly bigger than the last and it even had a chimney, though since it entirely lacked a fourth wall, leaving a whole side of the building open to the elements, this didn't aid things much. We arrived earlier than <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_39">Su</span> had predicted (apparently I'm a fast walker, though this was presumably because I was trying to keep warm!) and I quickly leaned that this <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_40">home stay</span> had a hot shower. Joy of joys! Admittedly it was outside and the time it takes to go from being under the hot spray to being fully died and clothed is far, far too long, but it was still one of the best showers that I have ever had!</span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSA7z-1NDLU9qEzOTBH0uLOM9PdwPp1ITejsEEmWivigcLPBAkIyL-gAUAbsPCcflqg1rJ06ZnR49l6WTTbF3dOanqFZPTEiV-zWNKiKwPCFM052v5gzcZlgjKCRzFTcIQrcFireaxLN78/s400/DSCF2199.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5564992229968659282" /></span><span style="font-size:85%;"><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div></span></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;">The room in which <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_41">Su</span> and I slept was a sort of loft area, built above the main room. The roof didn't quite fit properly and there was no glass in the windows and so I spent another restless night desperately trying to keep warm.</span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">At breakfast the next day (plain rice, boiled courgette and unidentified meat, stir fried with ginger, garlic and cabbage, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_42">mmmm</span>) we were joined by a laughing girl of around 19, wearing a Britney Spears t-shirt beneath her brightly coloured anorak. Although she spoke no English, I could tell by the was she talked with <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_43">Su</span> and the daughter of the women who ran the <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_44">home stay</span>, that she was a favourite amongst them. Later, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_45">Su</span> told me that she likes talking with the other girls like this because they make her laugh and "I am too old to laugh now, sister"- <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_46">Su</span> is 28 years old. </span><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><span style="font-size:85%;">We explored the village that morning- it was clearly a much larger and more wealthy area than the one in which <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_47">Su</span> lives. She kept looking wistfully at the houses we walked past, some has carved wooden doors and bamboo fences and she commented occasionally with a sigh, that one or other of them was particularly beautiful. </span><br /><div style="text-align: center;"><br /></div><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><span style="font-size:85%;">We ate lunch in a house-cum-cafe back at the main road (which was really a mud track, but not too steep for vehicles to travel along it). Whilst we ate our noodle soup, the old lady and her daughter-in-law were washing a tiny boy in a large tub by the fire in the centre of the room. Great clouds of steam <span class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_48">eclipsed</span> the laughing child as his mother tenderly soaped his hair, and his grandmother held out a towel near to the flames, in order to warm it.</span></div><div><span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 267px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjbxnRxxgm2WAZfSjgvjodJWWml_xWdBR6c-NgdPFaJc5RSO-BVf_BiOr34uxSlnk4bR-cciQufs2TD2JyMJT9j941eoPNR06yXKBhVxqASM7YlSwjYJxIRwBTwKI61WWjbfnDMn679kKV5/s400/DSCF2082.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5565010423027196418" /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">The motorbike driver who took us back to <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_49">Sa</span> Pa, seemed to have been to the same driving school as the mental bus drivers. I was squashed behind the driver, with <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_50">Su</span> clutching desperately to my waist, her face buried in my shoulder. It was <strong>freezing</strong>. The mist had turned into a miserable, drizzling rain making the pitted mud road even slicker than before. It wound sharply around the side of the mountain with a sheer drop to our left the entire way. Regardless of these conditions, the driver kept reaching into his pocket to tap away at his mobile phone, whilst lorries and other bikes cane careering around toward us on the wrong side of the road. It was all that I could do to keep from screaming at the man. Instead, I balled my fists into the sleeves of my jumper and relied on the technique I'd adopted for surviving bus journeys- i.e. screwing my eyes tight shut so that I wouldn't have to look at what was happening.</span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span></div><div><span></span><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /></span><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 246px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEj-ZxAHDIVqy6CTqq_gkzZmHBn565gd6vB8X0m9E7CRFJSx7bqDwwH8T-BhokK1yjr5Yi5fSIu2nconYbsLGIyZNz4kfveWeRmDMxihtNkA-CyTm9p3R0cMVIIpaya80ibn6fOgva9HYNUT/s400/DSCF2246.JPG" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5564979896050531906" /><span style="font-size:85%;"><div style="text-align: center;"><i><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:x-small;">Su and I safely back at the hotel- yes I know I look demented, I just wanted to show you the height difference (I'm only 5'6)</span></i></div></span><div><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">A couple of hours later I was sitting in a warm cafe, freshly showered and drinking a hot chocolate. My trip to <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_51">Sa</span> Pa was the last of my adventures in Asia and what a way to end my trip. Never have I been so happy to be back in the warm, but I was also acutely aware that whilst I sat there, <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_52">Su</span> had set off back out into the cold.</span></div></div></div></div></div></div></div>Jennie Vallishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07021741899982892368noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8461313963647233008.post-50066794391978197462010-12-23T01:49:00.041+00:002010-12-25T01:21:17.804+00:00Part Two- In which our hero travels to Vietnam and spends most of her time being perplexed and frankly, well, terrified<span style="font-size:85%;"><span id="SPELLING_ERROR_0" class="blsp-spelling-error">Good</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1" class="blsp-spelling-error">Morning</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_2" class="blsp-spelling-error">Vietnam</span>! </span><br /><br /><div><div><div><div><div><span style="font-size:85%;">(<span id="SPELLING_ERROR_3" class="blsp-spelling-error">sorry</span> I <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_4" class="blsp-spelling-error">know</span>, I <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_5" class="blsp-spelling-error">couldn</span>'t <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_6" class="blsp-spelling-error">help</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_7" class="blsp-spelling-error">it</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_8" class="blsp-spelling-error">it</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_9" class="blsp-spelling-error">just</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_10" class="blsp-spelling-error">slipped</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_11" class="blsp-spelling-error">out</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_12" class="blsp-spelling-error">honest</span>... *<em><span id="SPELLING_ERROR_13" class="blsp-spelling-error">hangs</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_14" class="blsp-spelling-error">head</span> in <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_15" class="blsp-spelling-error">shame</span>*</em>). </span><br /></div><br /><br /><div><span style="font-size:85%;">I <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_16" class="blsp-spelling-error">was</span> in <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_17" class="blsp-spelling-error">Saigon</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_18" class="blsp-spelling-error">for</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_19" class="blsp-spelling-error">three</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_20" class="blsp-spelling-error">days</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_21" class="blsp-spelling-error">and</span> I <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_22" class="blsp-spelling-error">have</span> to <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_23" class="blsp-spelling-error">admit</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_24" class="blsp-spelling-error">that</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_25" class="blsp-spelling-error">it</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_26" class="blsp-spelling-error">is</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_27" class="blsp-spelling-error">one</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_28" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_29" class="blsp-spelling-error">scariest</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_30" class="blsp-spelling-error">places</span> I've <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_31" class="blsp-spelling-error">ever</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_32" class="blsp-spelling-error">been</span> to.<span id="SPELLING_ERROR_33" class="blsp-spelling-error">It</span>'s <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_34" class="blsp-spelling-error">also</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_35" class="blsp-spelling-error">one</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_36" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_37" class="blsp-spelling-error">most</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_38" class="blsp-spelling-error">confusing</span>. <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_39" class="blsp-spelling-error">Even</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_40" class="blsp-spelling-error">name</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_41" class="blsp-spelling-error">is</span> a <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_42" class="blsp-spelling-error">conundrum</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_43" class="blsp-spelling-error">sometimes</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_44" class="blsp-spelling-error">it</span>'s <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_45" class="blsp-spelling-error">referred</span> to <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_46" class="blsp-spelling-error">as</span> Ho Chi Minh <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_47" class="blsp-spelling-error">and</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_48" class="blsp-spelling-error">sometimes</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_49" class="blsp-spelling-error">Saigon</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_50" class="blsp-spelling-error">though</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_51" class="blsp-spelling-error">there</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_52" class="blsp-spelling-error">is</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_53" class="blsp-spelling-error">not</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_54" class="blsp-spelling-error">discernable</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_55" class="blsp-spelling-error">pattern</span> to the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_56" class="blsp-spelling-error">choice</span>. <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_57" class="blsp-spelling-error">Since</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_58" class="blsp-spelling-error">Saigon</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_59" class="blsp-spelling-error">is</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_60" class="blsp-spelling-error">easier</span> to <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_61" class="blsp-spelling-error">type</span> I'm <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_62" class="blsp-spelling-error">going</span> to <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_63" class="blsp-spelling-error">stick</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_64" class="blsp-spelling-error">with</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_65" class="blsp-spelling-error">that</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_66" class="blsp-spelling-error">though</span> to <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_67" class="blsp-spelling-error">my</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_68" class="blsp-spelling-error">romantic</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_69" class="blsp-spelling-error">sensibilities</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_70" class="blsp-spelling-error">this</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_71" class="blsp-spelling-error">name</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_72" class="blsp-spelling-error">conjours</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_73" class="blsp-spelling-error">up</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_74" class="blsp-spelling-error">images</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_75" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_76" class="blsp-spelling-error">colonial</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_77" class="blsp-spelling-error">beauty</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_78" class="blsp-spelling-error">and</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_79" class="blsp-spelling-error">elegance</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_80" class="blsp-spelling-error">whereas</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_81" class="blsp-spelling-error">today</span>'s Ho Chi Minh <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_82" class="blsp-spelling-error">is</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_83" class="blsp-spelling-error">most</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_84" class="blsp-spelling-error">definitely</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_85" class="blsp-spelling-error">more</span> '<span id="SPELLING_ERROR_86" class="blsp-spelling-error">Apocalypse</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_87" class="blsp-spelling-error">Now</span>'. <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_88" class="blsp-spelling-error">My</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_89" class="blsp-spelling-error">flight</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_90" class="blsp-spelling-error">arrived</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_91" class="blsp-spelling-error">at</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_92" class="blsp-spelling-error">around</span> 9<span id="SPELLING_ERROR_93" class="blsp-spelling-error">pm</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_94" class="blsp-spelling-error">and</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_95" class="blsp-spelling-error">after</span> a <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_96" class="blsp-spelling-error">worrying</span> 10 <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_97" class="blsp-spelling-error">minutes</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_98" class="blsp-spelling-error">at</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_99" class="blsp-spelling-error">immigration</span>; <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_100" class="blsp-spelling-error">during</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_101" class="blsp-spelling-error">which</span> a <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_102" class="blsp-spelling-error">rangey</span> man in an <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_103" class="blsp-spelling-error">official</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_104" class="blsp-spelling-error">looking</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_105" class="blsp-spelling-error">uniform</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_106" class="blsp-spelling-error">silently</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_107" class="blsp-spelling-error">looked</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_108" class="blsp-spelling-error">from</span> me to <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_109" class="blsp-spelling-error">my</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_110" class="blsp-spelling-error">passport</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_111" class="blsp-spelling-error">photo</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_112" class="blsp-spelling-error">and</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_113" class="blsp-spelling-error">back</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_114" class="blsp-spelling-error">again</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_115" class="blsp-spelling-error">over</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_116" class="blsp-spelling-error">and</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_117" class="blsp-spelling-error">over</span>, I <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_118" class="blsp-spelling-error">was</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_119" class="blsp-spelling-error">eventually</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_120" class="blsp-spelling-error">let</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_121" class="blsp-spelling-error">into</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_122" class="blsp-spelling-error">country</span>. (He <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_123" class="blsp-spelling-error">had</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_124" class="blsp-spelling-error">absolutely</span> no <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_125" class="blsp-spelling-error">sense</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_126" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_127" class="blsp-spelling-error">humour</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_128" class="blsp-spelling-error">and</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_129" class="blsp-spelling-error">my</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_130" class="blsp-spelling-error">oh</span> so <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_131" class="blsp-spelling-error">witty</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_132" class="blsp-spelling-error">comments</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_133" class="blsp-spelling-error">about</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_134" class="blsp-spelling-error">jungle</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_135" class="blsp-spelling-error">chic</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_136" class="blsp-spelling-error">did</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_137" class="blsp-spelling-error">not</span> go <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_138" class="blsp-spelling-error">down</span> so <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_139" class="blsp-spelling-error">well</span>.) </span><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span></div><br /><div><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><span id="SPELLING_ERROR_140" class="blsp-spelling-error">At</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_141" class="blsp-spelling-error">this</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_142" class="blsp-spelling-error">point</span>, I <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_143" class="blsp-spelling-error">was</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_144" class="blsp-spelling-error">attempting</span> in <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_145" class="blsp-spelling-error">my</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_146" class="blsp-spelling-error">fragile</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_147" class="blsp-spelling-error">little</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_148" class="blsp-spelling-error">mind</span>, to <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_149" class="blsp-spelling-error">juggle</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_150" class="blsp-spelling-error">conversions</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_151" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_152" class="blsp-spelling-error">four</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_153" class="blsp-spelling-error">different</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_154" class="blsp-spelling-error">forms</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_155" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_156" class="blsp-spelling-error">currency</span>. I'd <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_157" class="blsp-spelling-error">had</span> to <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_158" class="blsp-spelling-error">use</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_159" class="blsp-spelling-error">American</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_160" class="blsp-spelling-error">dollars</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_161" class="blsp-spelling-error">at</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_162" class="blsp-spelling-error">airport</span> to <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_163" class="blsp-spelling-error">pay</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_164" class="blsp-spelling-error">for</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_165" class="blsp-spelling-error">my</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_166" class="blsp-spelling-error">visa</span>, so <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_167" class="blsp-spelling-error">changed</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_168" class="blsp-spelling-error">my</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_169" class="blsp-spelling-error">left</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_170" class="blsp-spelling-error">over</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_171" class="blsp-spelling-error">ringgit</span> to <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_172" class="blsp-spelling-error">both</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_173" class="blsp-spelling-error">dollars</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_174" class="blsp-spelling-error">and</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_175" class="blsp-spelling-error">Vietnamese</span> dong <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_176" class="blsp-spelling-error">at</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_177" class="blsp-spelling-error">one</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_178" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_179" class="blsp-spelling-error">many</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_180" class="blsp-spelling-error">hundreds</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_181" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_182" class="blsp-spelling-error">money</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_183" class="blsp-spelling-error">changers</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_184" class="blsp-spelling-error">that</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_185" class="blsp-spelling-error">line</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_186" class="blsp-spelling-error">streets</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_187" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_188" class="blsp-spelling-error">Kuala</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_189" class="blsp-spelling-error">Lumpur</span>. I've <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_190" class="blsp-spelling-error">finally</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_191" class="blsp-spelling-error">worked</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_192" class="blsp-spelling-error">out</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_193" class="blsp-spelling-error">that</span> 200,000 dong <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_194" class="blsp-spelling-error">is</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_195" class="blsp-spelling-error">roughly</span> $10, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_196" class="blsp-spelling-error">and</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_197" class="blsp-spelling-error">is</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_198" class="blsp-spelling-error">approximately</span> 7 <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_199" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_200" class="blsp-spelling-error">your</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_201" class="blsp-spelling-error">English</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_202" class="blsp-spelling-error">pounds</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_203" class="blsp-spelling-error">but</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_204" class="blsp-spelling-error">that</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_205" class="blsp-spelling-error">took</span> a <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_206" class="blsp-spelling-error">while</span> to <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_207" class="blsp-spelling-error">sort</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_208" class="blsp-spelling-error">out</span> in <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_209" class="blsp-spelling-error">my</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_210" class="blsp-spelling-error">mind</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_211" class="blsp-spelling-error">and</span> I don't <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_212" class="blsp-spelling-error">even</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_213" class="blsp-spelling-error">want</span> to <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_214" class="blsp-spelling-error">bring</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_215" class="blsp-spelling-error">ringgit</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_216" class="blsp-spelling-error">into</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_217" class="blsp-spelling-error">equation</span>- <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_218" class="blsp-spelling-error">we</span>'<span id="SPELLING_ERROR_219" class="blsp-spelling-error">ll</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_220" class="blsp-spelling-error">leave</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_221" class="blsp-spelling-error">that</span> in <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_222" class="blsp-spelling-error">Malaysia</span>. <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_223" class="blsp-spelling-error">Suffice</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_224" class="blsp-spelling-error">it</span> to say <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_225" class="blsp-spelling-error">that</span> I <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_226" class="blsp-spelling-error">was</span> in no <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_227" class="blsp-spelling-error">fit</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_228" class="blsp-spelling-error">state</span> to <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_229" class="blsp-spelling-error">bargain</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_230" class="blsp-spelling-error">with</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_231" class="blsp-spelling-error">taxi</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_232" class="blsp-spelling-error">driver</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_233" class="blsp-spelling-error">who</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_234" class="blsp-spelling-error">attempted</span> to <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_235" class="blsp-spelling-error">rip</span> me <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_236" class="blsp-spelling-error">off</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_237" class="blsp-spelling-error">royally</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_238" class="blsp-spelling-error">for</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_239" class="blsp-spelling-error">my</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_240" class="blsp-spelling-error">hair</span>-<span id="SPELLING_ERROR_241" class="blsp-spelling-error">raising</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_242" class="blsp-spelling-error">ride</span> to the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_243" class="blsp-spelling-error">hostel</span>. <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_244" class="blsp-spelling-error">Luckily</span> a <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_245" class="blsp-spelling-error">lovely</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_246" class="blsp-spelling-error">English</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_247" class="blsp-spelling-error">speaking</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_248" class="blsp-spelling-error">Vietnamese</span> man <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_249" class="blsp-spelling-error">stepped</span> in <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_250" class="blsp-spelling-error">and</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_251" class="blsp-spelling-error">prevented</span> me <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_252" class="blsp-spelling-error">from</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_253" class="blsp-spelling-error">parting</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_254" class="blsp-spelling-error">with</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_255" class="blsp-spelling-error">too</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_256" class="blsp-spelling-error">much</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_257" class="blsp-spelling-error">cash</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_258" class="blsp-spelling-error">but</span> I <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_259" class="blsp-spelling-error">was</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_260" class="blsp-spelling-error">quite</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_261" class="blsp-spelling-error">shaken</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_262" class="blsp-spelling-error">by</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_263" class="blsp-spelling-error">experience</span>. </span></div></div><div><br /> </div><div><span style="font-size:85%;">The <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_264" class="blsp-spelling-error">first</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_265" class="blsp-spelling-error">thing</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_266" class="blsp-spelling-error">you</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_267" class="blsp-spelling-error">notice</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_268" class="blsp-spelling-error">about</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_269" class="blsp-spelling-error">Vietnam</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_270" class="blsp-spelling-error">are</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_271" class="blsp-spelling-error">motorbikes</span>. <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_272" class="blsp-spelling-error">They</span>'re <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_273" class="blsp-spelling-error">literally</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_274" class="blsp-spelling-error">everywhere</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_275" class="blsp-spelling-error">and</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_276" class="blsp-spelling-error">as</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_277" class="blsp-spelling-error">far</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_278" class="blsp-spelling-error">as</span> I can <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_279" class="blsp-spelling-error">tell</span>, don't <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_280" class="blsp-spelling-error">seem</span> to <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_281" class="blsp-spelling-error">obey</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_282" class="blsp-spelling-error">any</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_283" class="blsp-spelling-error">traffic</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_284" class="blsp-spelling-error">laws</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_285" class="blsp-spelling-error">at</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_286" class="blsp-spelling-error">all</span>. I <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_287" class="blsp-spelling-error">tell</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_288" class="blsp-spelling-error">you</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_289" class="blsp-spelling-error">trying</span> to <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_290" class="blsp-spelling-error">cross</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_291" class="blsp-spelling-error">road</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_292" class="blsp-spelling-error">is</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_293" class="blsp-spelling-error">beyond</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_294" class="blsp-spelling-error">terrifying</span>- <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_295" class="blsp-spelling-error">shamefully</span>, the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_296" class="blsp-spelling-error">first</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_297" class="blsp-spelling-error">time</span> I <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_298" class="blsp-spelling-error">attempted</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_299" class="blsp-spelling-error">it</span> a <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_300" class="blsp-spelling-error">little</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_301" class="blsp-spelling-error">old</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_302" class="blsp-spelling-error">lady</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_303" class="blsp-spelling-error">had</span> to <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_304" class="blsp-spelling-error">come</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_305" class="blsp-spelling-error">over</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_306" class="blsp-spelling-error">and</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_307" class="blsp-spelling-error">help</span> me <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_308" class="blsp-spelling-error">across</span>! The <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_309" class="blsp-spelling-error">technique</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_310" class="blsp-spelling-error">that</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_311" class="blsp-spelling-error">locals</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_312" class="blsp-spelling-error">use</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_313" class="blsp-spelling-error">is</span> to <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_314" class="blsp-spelling-error">walk</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_315" class="blsp-spelling-error">very</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_316" class="blsp-spelling-error">slowly</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_317" class="blsp-spelling-error">not</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_318" class="blsp-spelling-error">make</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_319" class="blsp-spelling-error">any</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_320" class="blsp-spelling-error">sudden</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_321" class="blsp-spelling-error">moves</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_322" class="blsp-spelling-error">and</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_323" class="blsp-spelling-error">hope</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_324" class="blsp-spelling-error">that</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_325" class="blsp-spelling-error">bikes</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_326" class="blsp-spelling-error">wont</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_327" class="blsp-spelling-error">hit</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_328" class="blsp-spelling-error">you</span>. <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_329" class="blsp-spelling-error">With</span> no <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_330" class="blsp-spelling-error">lights</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_331" class="blsp-spelling-error">at</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_332" class="blsp-spelling-error">pedestrian</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_333" class="blsp-spelling-error">crossings</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_334" class="blsp-spelling-error">you</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_335" class="blsp-spelling-error">have</span> to <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_336" class="blsp-spelling-error">pick</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_337" class="blsp-spelling-error">your</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_338" class="blsp-spelling-error">timing</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_339" class="blsp-spelling-error">carefully</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_340" class="blsp-spelling-error">and</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_341" class="blsp-spelling-error">not</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_342" class="blsp-spelling-error">panic</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_343" class="blsp-spelling-error">as</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_344" class="blsp-spelling-error">great</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_345" class="blsp-spelling-error">shoal</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_346" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_347" class="blsp-spelling-error">traffic</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_348" class="blsp-spelling-error">weaves</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_349" class="blsp-spelling-error">around</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_350" class="blsp-spelling-error">you</span>. The <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_351" class="blsp-spelling-error">bikes</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_352" class="blsp-spelling-error">are</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_353" class="blsp-spelling-error">used</span> to <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_354" class="blsp-spelling-error">transport</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_355" class="blsp-spelling-error">everything</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_356" class="blsp-spelling-error">from</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_357" class="blsp-spelling-error">huge</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_358" class="blsp-spelling-error">cages</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_359" class="blsp-spelling-error">filled</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_360" class="blsp-spelling-error">with</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_361" class="blsp-spelling-error">chickens</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_362" class="blsp-spelling-error">and</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_363" class="blsp-spelling-error">ducks</span>, to <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_364" class="blsp-spelling-error">Buddhist</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_365" class="blsp-spelling-error">shrines</span>. I've <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_366" class="blsp-spelling-error">seen</span> a <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_367" class="blsp-spelling-error">family</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_368" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_369" class="blsp-spelling-error">five</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_370" class="blsp-spelling-error">all</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_371" class="blsp-spelling-error">crowded</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_372" class="blsp-spelling-error">onto</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_373" class="blsp-spelling-error">one</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_374" class="blsp-spelling-error">two</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_375" class="blsp-spelling-error">children</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_376" class="blsp-spelling-error">packed</span> in <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_377" class="blsp-spelling-error">between</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_378" class="blsp-spelling-error">their</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_379" class="blsp-spelling-error">parents</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_380" class="blsp-spelling-error">and</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_381" class="blsp-spelling-error">one</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_382" class="blsp-spelling-error">sitting</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_383" class="blsp-spelling-error">on</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_384" class="blsp-spelling-error">handlebars</span>.</span><br /><br /></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;"><span id="SPELLING_ERROR_385" class="blsp-spelling-error">Everything</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_386" class="blsp-spelling-error">about</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_387" class="blsp-spelling-error">this</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_388" class="blsp-spelling-error">city</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_389" class="blsp-spelling-error">frightened</span> me. The <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_390" class="blsp-spelling-error">constant</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_391" class="blsp-spelling-error">beeping</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_392" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_393" class="blsp-spelling-error">horns</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_394" class="blsp-spelling-error">from</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_395" class="blsp-spelling-error">tide</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_396" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_397" class="blsp-spelling-error">scooters</span>, the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_398" class="blsp-spelling-error">incomprehensible</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_399" class="blsp-spelling-error">warren</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_400" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_401" class="blsp-spelling-error">street</span>, the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_402" class="blsp-spelling-error">pavements</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_403" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_404" class="blsp-spelling-error">which</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_405" class="blsp-spelling-error">are</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_406" class="blsp-spelling-error">constantly</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_407" class="blsp-spelling-error">blocked</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_408" class="blsp-spelling-error">by</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_409" class="blsp-spelling-error">more</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_410" class="blsp-spelling-error">scooters</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_411" class="blsp-spelling-error">either</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_412" class="blsp-spelling-error">parked</span>, in <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_413" class="blsp-spelling-error">motion</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_414" class="blsp-spelling-error">or</span> in the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_415" class="blsp-spelling-error">process</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_416" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_417" class="blsp-spelling-error">being</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_418" class="blsp-spelling-error">repaired</span>. <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_419" class="blsp-spelling-error">There</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_420" class="blsp-spelling-error">are</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_421" class="blsp-spelling-error">people</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_422" class="blsp-spelling-error">everywhere</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_423" class="blsp-spelling-error">with</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_424" class="blsp-spelling-error">trays</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_425" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_426" class="blsp-spelling-error">cigarettes</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_427" class="blsp-spelling-error">fans</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_428" class="blsp-spelling-error">sunglasses</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_429" class="blsp-spelling-error">and</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_430" class="blsp-spelling-error">every</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_431" class="blsp-spelling-error">other</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_432" class="blsp-spelling-error">piece</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_433" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_434" class="blsp-spelling-error">tat</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_435" class="blsp-spelling-error">you</span> can <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_436" class="blsp-spelling-error">imagine</span>. <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_437" class="blsp-spelling-error">They</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_438" class="blsp-spelling-error">come</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_439" class="blsp-spelling-error">up</span> to <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_440" class="blsp-spelling-error">you</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_441" class="blsp-spelling-error">while</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_442" class="blsp-spelling-error">you</span>'re <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_443" class="blsp-spelling-error">trying</span> to <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_444" class="blsp-spelling-error">eat</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_445" class="blsp-spelling-error">and</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_446" class="blsp-spelling-error">most</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_447" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_448" class="blsp-spelling-error">time</span> a <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_449" class="blsp-spelling-error">shake</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_450" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_451" class="blsp-spelling-error">head</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_452" class="blsp-spelling-error">just</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_453" class="blsp-spelling-error">isn</span>'t <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_454" class="blsp-spelling-error">enough</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_455" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> a <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_456" class="blsp-spelling-error">deterrant</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_457" class="blsp-spelling-error">for</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_458" class="blsp-spelling-error">them</span>. I <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_459" class="blsp-spelling-error">felt</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_460" class="blsp-spelling-error">like</span> a <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_461" class="blsp-spelling-error">bewildered</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_462" class="blsp-spelling-error">child</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_463" class="blsp-spelling-error">bumbling</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_464" class="blsp-spelling-error">along</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_465" class="blsp-spelling-error">streets</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_466" class="blsp-spelling-error">trying</span> to <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_467" class="blsp-spelling-error">make</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_468" class="blsp-spelling-error">some</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_469" class="blsp-spelling-error">sort</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_470" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_471" class="blsp-spelling-error">sense</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_472" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_473" class="blsp-spelling-error">noise</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_474" class="blsp-spelling-error">and</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_475" class="blsp-spelling-error">bustle</span>. </span></div><div><br /> </div><div><span style="font-size:85%;">In an <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_476" class="blsp-spelling-error">attempt</span> to <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_477" class="blsp-spelling-error">escape</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_478" class="blsp-spelling-error">mailstrom</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_479" class="blsp-spelling-error">for</span> a <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_480" class="blsp-spelling-error">while</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_481" class="blsp-spelling-error">and</span> in <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_482" class="blsp-spelling-error">order</span> to <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_483" class="blsp-spelling-error">get</span> in <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_484" class="blsp-spelling-error">some</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_485" class="blsp-spelling-error">much</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_486" class="blsp-spelling-error">needed</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_487" class="blsp-spelling-error">culture</span>, I <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_488" class="blsp-spelling-error">took</span> a day <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_489" class="blsp-spelling-error">trip</span> to the Chu Chi <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_490" class="blsp-spelling-error">tunnels</span>. <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_491" class="blsp-spelling-error">On</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_492" class="blsp-spelling-error">way</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_493" class="blsp-spelling-error">we</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_494" class="blsp-spelling-error">drove</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_495" class="blsp-spelling-error">down</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_496" class="blsp-spelling-error">road</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_497" class="blsp-spelling-error">where</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_498" class="blsp-spelling-error">this</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_499" class="blsp-spelling-error">infamous</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_500" class="blsp-spelling-error">photograph</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_501" class="blsp-spelling-error">was</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_502" class="blsp-spelling-error">taken</span>.</span></div><br /><div><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></div><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 310px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 226px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5554236944470864338" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEijaoQd1UKzwOcE9BdRzwAtpAow_T4RINnTBttsXcgNb3PFXuc_CTos-4G3TUO3w1zvNQi8_0mpZzi5jyt6ZPSZFCF1uNvM37nNkChgk1rIKV5IZ0YEipzHBEjqjUJ7SNTsnIe9nBAQgpN8/s400/KimPhuk-napalm-girl.jpg" /><br /><br /><div><span style="font-size:85%;">Chu Chi <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_503" class="blsp-spelling-error">was</span> a <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_504" class="blsp-spelling-error">key</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_505" class="blsp-spelling-error">area</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_506" class="blsp-spelling-error">during</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_507" class="blsp-spelling-error">war</span>. <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_508" class="blsp-spelling-error">Despite</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_509" class="blsp-spelling-error">it</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_510" class="blsp-spelling-error">being</span> in the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_511" class="blsp-spelling-error">South</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_512" class="blsp-spelling-error">Vietcong</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_513" class="blsp-spelling-error">had</span> a <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_514" class="blsp-spelling-error">stonghold</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_515" class="blsp-spelling-error">here</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_516" class="blsp-spelling-error">which</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_517" class="blsp-spelling-error">was</span> a <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_518" class="blsp-spelling-error">worry</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_519" class="blsp-spelling-error">for</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_520" class="blsp-spelling-error">Americans</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_521" class="blsp-spelling-error">especially</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_522" class="blsp-spelling-error">given</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_523" class="blsp-spelling-error">its</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_524" class="blsp-spelling-error">close</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_525" class="blsp-spelling-error">proximity</span> to Ho Chi Minh. <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_526" class="blsp-spelling-error">Now</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_527" class="blsp-spelling-error">there</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_528" class="blsp-spelling-error">are</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_529" class="blsp-spelling-error">still</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_530" class="blsp-spelling-error">sections</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_531" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_532" class="blsp-spelling-error">intricate</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_533" class="blsp-spelling-error">tunnel</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_534" class="blsp-spelling-error">system</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_535" class="blsp-spelling-error">remaining</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_536" class="blsp-spelling-error">and</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_537" class="blsp-spelling-error">it</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_538" class="blsp-spelling-error">has</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_539" class="blsp-spelling-error">become</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_540" class="blsp-spelling-error">quite</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_541" class="blsp-spelling-error">tourist</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_542" class="blsp-spelling-error">hot</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_543" class="blsp-spelling-error">spot</span>. <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_544" class="blsp-spelling-error">There</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_545" class="blsp-spelling-error">are</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_546" class="blsp-spelling-error">some</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_547" class="blsp-spelling-error">excellent</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_548" class="blsp-spelling-error">if</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_549" class="blsp-spelling-error">disturbing</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_550" class="blsp-spelling-error">displays</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_551" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_552" class="blsp-spelling-error">various</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_553" class="blsp-spelling-error">ingenous</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_554" class="blsp-spelling-error">bamboo</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_555" class="blsp-spelling-error">traps</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_556" class="blsp-spelling-error">which</span> the Chu Chi <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_557" class="blsp-spelling-error">guerillas</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_558" class="blsp-spelling-error">secreted</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_559" class="blsp-spelling-error">all</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_560" class="blsp-spelling-error">over</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_561" class="blsp-spelling-error">forest</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_562" class="blsp-spelling-error">and</span> in the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_563" class="blsp-spelling-error">rivers</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_564" class="blsp-spelling-error">ready</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_565" class="blsp-spelling-error">for</span> an <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_566" class="blsp-spelling-error">unsuspecting</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_567" class="blsp-spelling-error">American</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_568" class="blsp-spelling-error">soldier</span> to <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_569" class="blsp-spelling-error">fall</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_570" class="blsp-spelling-error">into</span> (<span id="SPELLING_ERROR_571" class="blsp-spelling-error">shudder</span>). <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_572" class="blsp-spelling-error">They</span>'ve <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_573" class="blsp-spelling-error">also</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_574" class="blsp-spelling-error">made</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_575" class="blsp-spelling-error">special</span> '<span id="SPELLING_ERROR_576" class="blsp-spelling-error">tourist</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_577" class="blsp-spelling-error">sized</span>' <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_578" class="blsp-spelling-error">tunnels</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_579" class="blsp-spelling-error">for</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_580" class="blsp-spelling-error">us</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_581" class="blsp-spelling-error">giant</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_582" class="blsp-spelling-error">westerners</span>. <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_583" class="blsp-spelling-error">These</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_584" class="blsp-spelling-error">are</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_585" class="blsp-spelling-error">twice</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_586" class="blsp-spelling-error">size</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_587" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_588" class="blsp-spelling-error">originals</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_589" class="blsp-spelling-error">yet</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_590" class="blsp-spelling-error">you</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_591" class="blsp-spelling-error">still</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_592" class="blsp-spelling-error">have</span> to <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_593" class="blsp-spelling-error">bend</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_594" class="blsp-spelling-error">double</span> in <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_595" class="blsp-spelling-error">order</span> to <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_596" class="blsp-spelling-error">shuffle</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_597" class="blsp-spelling-error">through</span>. <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_598" class="blsp-spelling-error">How</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_599" class="blsp-spelling-error">villagers</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_600" class="blsp-spelling-error">managed</span> to <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_601" class="blsp-spelling-error">get</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_602" class="blsp-spelling-error">through</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_603" class="blsp-spelling-error">them</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_604" class="blsp-spelling-error">with</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_605" class="blsp-spelling-error">weapons</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_606" class="blsp-spelling-error">is</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_607" class="blsp-spelling-error">beyond</span> me. </span><br /></div><br /><br /><div><span style="font-size:85%;"><span id="SPELLING_ERROR_608" class="blsp-spelling-error">At</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_609" class="blsp-spelling-error">end</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_610" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_611" class="blsp-spelling-error">our</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_612" class="blsp-spelling-error">visit</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_613" class="blsp-spelling-error">we</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_614" class="blsp-spelling-error">were</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_615" class="blsp-spelling-error">treated</span> to a <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_616" class="blsp-spelling-error">grainy</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_617" class="blsp-spelling-error">black</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_618" class="blsp-spelling-error">and</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_619" class="blsp-spelling-error">white</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_620" class="blsp-spelling-error">video</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_621" class="blsp-spelling-error">which</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_622" class="blsp-spelling-error">looked</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_623" class="blsp-spelling-error">as</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_624" class="blsp-spelling-error">though</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_625" class="blsp-spelling-error">it</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_626" class="blsp-spelling-error">had</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_627" class="blsp-spelling-error">been</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_628" class="blsp-spelling-error">made</span> in the 1940's, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_629" class="blsp-spelling-error">though</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_630" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_631" class="blsp-spelling-error">course</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_632" class="blsp-spelling-error">it</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_633" class="blsp-spelling-error">was</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_634" class="blsp-spelling-error">created</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_635" class="blsp-spelling-error">much</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_636" class="blsp-spelling-error">later</span>. 'The <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_637" class="blsp-spelling-error">evil</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_638" class="blsp-spelling-error">Americans</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_639" class="blsp-spelling-error">wanted</span> to <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_640" class="blsp-spelling-error">destroy</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_641" class="blsp-spelling-error">beautiful</span> Chu Chi, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_642" class="blsp-spelling-error">but</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_643" class="blsp-spelling-error">little</span> Chu Chi <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_644" class="blsp-spelling-error">would</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_645" class="blsp-spelling-error">not</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_646" class="blsp-spelling-error">die</span>" <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_647" class="blsp-spelling-error">and</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_648" class="blsp-spelling-error">other</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_649" class="blsp-spelling-error">equally</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_650" class="blsp-spelling-error">brilliant</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_651" class="blsp-spelling-error">phrases</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_652" class="blsp-spelling-error">peppered</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_653" class="blsp-spelling-error">voiceover</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_654" class="blsp-spelling-error">accompanied</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_655" class="blsp-spelling-error">by</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_656" class="blsp-spelling-error">visuals</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_657" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_658" class="blsp-spelling-error">Vietnamese</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_659" class="blsp-spelling-error">women</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_660" class="blsp-spelling-error">harvesting</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_661" class="blsp-spelling-error">rice</span> in <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_662" class="blsp-spelling-error">picturesque</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_663" class="blsp-spelling-error">paddy</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_664" class="blsp-spelling-error">fields</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_665" class="blsp-spelling-error">or</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_666" class="blsp-spelling-error">picking</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_667" class="blsp-spelling-error">fruit</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_668" class="blsp-spelling-error">from</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_669" class="blsp-spelling-error">bountiful</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_670" class="blsp-spelling-error">trees</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_671" class="blsp-spelling-error">before</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_672" class="blsp-spelling-error">showing</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_673" class="blsp-spelling-error">images</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_674" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_675" class="blsp-spelling-error">destruction</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_676" class="blsp-spelling-error">left</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_677" class="blsp-spelling-error">by</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_678" class="blsp-spelling-error">Americans</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_679" class="blsp-spelling-error">after</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_680" class="blsp-spelling-error">Napalm</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_681" class="blsp-spelling-error">or</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_682" class="blsp-spelling-error">Agent</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_683" class="blsp-spelling-error">Orange</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_684" class="blsp-spelling-error">had</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_685" class="blsp-spelling-error">been</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_686" class="blsp-spelling-error">dropped</span>. <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_687" class="blsp-spelling-error">As</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_688" class="blsp-spelling-error">propaganda</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_689" class="blsp-spelling-error">films</span> go, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_690" class="blsp-spelling-error">this</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_691" class="blsp-spelling-error">one</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_692" class="blsp-spelling-error">was</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_693" class="blsp-spelling-error">rather</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_694" class="blsp-spelling-error">compelling</span>. <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_695" class="blsp-spelling-error">It</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_696" class="blsp-spelling-error">showed</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_697" class="blsp-spelling-error">pictures</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_698" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_699" class="blsp-spelling-error">school</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_700" class="blsp-spelling-error">girls</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_701" class="blsp-spelling-error">weilding</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_702" class="blsp-spelling-error">machine</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_703" class="blsp-spelling-error">guns</span>. <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_704" class="blsp-spelling-error">One</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_705" class="blsp-spelling-error">such</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_706" class="blsp-spelling-error">warrior</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_707" class="blsp-spelling-error">who</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_708" class="blsp-spelling-error">could</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_709" class="blsp-spelling-error">have</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_710" class="blsp-spelling-error">been</span> no <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_711" class="blsp-spelling-error">more</span> than 14 <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_712" class="blsp-spelling-error">years</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_713" class="blsp-spelling-error">old</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_714" class="blsp-spelling-error">was</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_715" class="blsp-spelling-error">awarded</span> a <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_716" class="blsp-spelling-error">medal</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_717" class="blsp-spelling-error">for</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_718" class="blsp-spelling-error">being</span> '<span id="SPELLING_ERROR_719" class="blsp-spelling-error">champion</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_720" class="blsp-spelling-error">American</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_721" class="blsp-spelling-error">killer</span>' <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_722" class="blsp-spelling-error">having</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_723" class="blsp-spelling-error">taken</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_724" class="blsp-spelling-error">out</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_725" class="blsp-spelling-error">tanks</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_726" class="blsp-spelling-error">with</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_727" class="blsp-spelling-error">her</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_728" class="blsp-spelling-error">carefully</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_729" class="blsp-spelling-error">placed</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_730" class="blsp-spelling-error">mines</span>. The <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_731" class="blsp-spelling-error">American</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_732" class="blsp-spelling-error">girls</span> in the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_733" class="blsp-spelling-error">audience</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_734" class="blsp-spelling-error">who</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_735" class="blsp-spelling-error">had</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_736" class="blsp-spelling-error">earlier</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_737" class="blsp-spelling-error">been</span> so <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_738" class="blsp-spelling-error">keen</span> to <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_739" class="blsp-spelling-error">clamber</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_740" class="blsp-spelling-error">over</span> a <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_741" class="blsp-spelling-error">destroyed</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_742" class="blsp-spelling-error">tank</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_743" class="blsp-spelling-error">and</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_744" class="blsp-spelling-error">have</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_745" class="blsp-spelling-error">their</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_746" class="blsp-spelling-error">photos</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_747" class="blsp-spelling-error">taken</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_748" class="blsp-spelling-error">on</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_749" class="blsp-spelling-error">what</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_750" class="blsp-spelling-error">had</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_751" class="blsp-spelling-error">been</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_752" class="blsp-spelling-error">American</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_753" class="blsp-spelling-error">crew</span>'s <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_754" class="blsp-spelling-error">firey</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_755" class="blsp-spelling-error">coffin</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_756" class="blsp-spelling-error">were</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_757" class="blsp-spelling-error">suitably</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_758" class="blsp-spelling-error">silenced</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_759" class="blsp-spelling-error">by</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_760" class="blsp-spelling-error">what</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_761" class="blsp-spelling-error">they</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_762" class="blsp-spelling-error">were</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_763" class="blsp-spelling-error">seeing</span>. <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_764" class="blsp-spelling-error">Finally</span>. </span><br /></div><br /><div><span style="font-size:85%;"><span id="SPELLING_ERROR_765" class="blsp-spelling-error">All</span> in <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_766" class="blsp-spelling-error">all</span>, I've <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_767" class="blsp-spelling-error">decided</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_768" class="blsp-spelling-error">that</span> I'm <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_769" class="blsp-spelling-error">just</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_770" class="blsp-spelling-error">not</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_771" class="blsp-spelling-error">cut</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_772" class="blsp-spelling-error">out</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_773" class="blsp-spelling-error">for</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_774" class="blsp-spelling-error">city</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_775" class="blsp-spelling-error">life</span>. So <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_776" class="blsp-spelling-error">as</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_777" class="blsp-spelling-error">soon</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_778" class="blsp-spelling-error">as</span> I <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_779" class="blsp-spelling-error">could</span>, I <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_780" class="blsp-spelling-error">found</span> a <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_781" class="blsp-spelling-error">bus</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_782" class="blsp-spelling-error">and</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_783" class="blsp-spelling-error">was</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_784" class="blsp-spelling-error">on</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_785" class="blsp-spelling-error">my</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_786" class="blsp-spelling-error">way</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_787" class="blsp-spelling-error">out</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_788" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_789" class="blsp-spelling-error">Saigon</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_790" class="blsp-spelling-error">and</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_791" class="blsp-spelling-error">off</span> to Da <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_792" class="blsp-spelling-error">Lat</span>. </span><br /><br /></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;">Da <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_793" class="blsp-spelling-error">Lat</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_794" class="blsp-spelling-error">is</span> a <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_795" class="blsp-spelling-error">strange</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_796" class="blsp-spelling-error">little</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_797" class="blsp-spelling-error">place</span>. <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_798" class="blsp-spelling-error">It</span>'s <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_799" class="blsp-spelling-error">set</span> in a <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_800" class="blsp-spelling-error">series</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_801" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_802" class="blsp-spelling-error">stunning</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_803" class="blsp-spelling-error">hills</span> in the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_804" class="blsp-spelling-error">centre</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_805" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_806" class="blsp-spelling-error">Vietnam</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_807" class="blsp-spelling-error">and</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_808" class="blsp-spelling-error">average</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_809" class="blsp-spelling-error">temperature</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_810" class="blsp-spelling-error">here</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_811" class="blsp-spelling-error">is</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_812" class="blsp-spelling-error">around</span> ten <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_813" class="blsp-spelling-error">degrees</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_814" class="blsp-spelling-error">cooler</span> than in the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_815" class="blsp-spelling-error">rest</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_816" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_817" class="blsp-spelling-error">country</span>. <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_818" class="blsp-spelling-error">This</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_819" class="blsp-spelling-error">means</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_820" class="blsp-spelling-error">that</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_821" class="blsp-spelling-error">it</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_822" class="blsp-spelling-error">has</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_823" class="blsp-spelling-error">perfect</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_824" class="blsp-spelling-error">climate</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_825" class="blsp-spelling-error">for</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_826" class="blsp-spelling-error">growing</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_827" class="blsp-spelling-error">more</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_828" class="blsp-spelling-error">European</span>-<span id="SPELLING_ERROR_829" class="blsp-spelling-error">style</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_830" class="blsp-spelling-error">crops</span>. <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_831" class="blsp-spelling-error">There</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_832" class="blsp-spelling-error">are</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_833" class="blsp-spelling-error">tiers</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_834" class="blsp-spelling-error">and</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_835" class="blsp-spelling-error">tiers</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_836" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_837" class="blsp-spelling-error">potatoes</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_838" class="blsp-spelling-error">and</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_839" class="blsp-spelling-error">spinach</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_840" class="blsp-spelling-error">strawberries</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_841" class="blsp-spelling-error">and</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_842" class="blsp-spelling-error">cabbages</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_843" class="blsp-spelling-error">growing</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_844" class="blsp-spelling-error">all</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_845" class="blsp-spelling-error">year</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_846" class="blsp-spelling-error">round</span>.</span></div><br /><div><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="font-size:85%;"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 104px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5554145894962351154" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgQMXr09XIB7mb_voiSsyCBsTjvEGvSXHA6qb1HteBpQ6FlAZrLthfOL4OzEgSrnKPC73kzhg9eLHkUkMiRcVtrwO1Lq6kIvyAsHOFzr1Gr3zlXtffZ_glWQmtwWWc0S8rVQyO4nlvB7MVe/s400/DSCF1180.JPG" /></span></div><br /><div><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">I <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_847" class="blsp-spelling-error">was</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_848" class="blsp-spelling-error">sitting</span> in a <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_849" class="blsp-spelling-error">cafe</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_850" class="blsp-spelling-error">eating</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_851" class="blsp-spelling-error">breakfast</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_852" class="blsp-spelling-error">one</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_853" class="blsp-spelling-error">morning</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_854" class="blsp-spelling-error">when</span> a man <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_855" class="blsp-spelling-error">approached</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_856" class="blsp-spelling-error">my</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_857" class="blsp-spelling-error">table</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_858" class="blsp-spelling-error">with</span> a <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_859" class="blsp-spelling-error">small</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_860" class="blsp-spelling-error">black</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_861" class="blsp-spelling-error">portfolio</span>. <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_862" class="blsp-spelling-error">This</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_863" class="blsp-spelling-error">was</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_864" class="blsp-spelling-error">Titi</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_865" class="blsp-spelling-error">one</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_866" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_867" class="blsp-spelling-error">original</span> '<span id="SPELLING_ERROR_868" class="blsp-spelling-error">Easy</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_869" class="blsp-spelling-error">Riders</span>' a <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_870" class="blsp-spelling-error">group</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_871" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_872" class="blsp-spelling-error">motorcyclists</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_873" class="blsp-spelling-error">who</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_874" class="blsp-spelling-error">have</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_875" class="blsp-spelling-error">been</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_876" class="blsp-spelling-error">taking</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_877" class="blsp-spelling-error">people</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_878" class="blsp-spelling-error">on</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_879" class="blsp-spelling-error">tours</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_880" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_881" class="blsp-spelling-error">rural</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_882" class="blsp-spelling-error">Vietnam</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_883" class="blsp-spelling-error">for</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_884" class="blsp-spelling-error">past</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_885" class="blsp-spelling-error">fifteen</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_886" class="blsp-spelling-error">years</span>. I'd <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_887" class="blsp-spelling-error">already</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_888" class="blsp-spelling-error">been</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_889" class="blsp-spelling-error">accosted</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_890" class="blsp-spelling-error">by</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_891" class="blsp-spelling-error">others</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_892" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_893" class="blsp-spelling-error">his</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_894" class="blsp-spelling-error">bretherin</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_895" class="blsp-spelling-error">who</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_896" class="blsp-spelling-error">seem</span> to <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_897" class="blsp-spelling-error">line</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_898" class="blsp-spelling-error">every</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_899" class="blsp-spelling-error">doorway</span> in the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_900" class="blsp-spelling-error">winding</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_901" class="blsp-spelling-error">streets</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_902" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> Da <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_903" class="blsp-spelling-error">Lat</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_904" class="blsp-spelling-error">but</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_905" class="blsp-spelling-error">Titi</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_906" class="blsp-spelling-error">was</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_907" class="blsp-spelling-error">more</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_908" class="blsp-spelling-error">insistant</span> than the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_909" class="blsp-spelling-error">others</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_910" class="blsp-spelling-error">and</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_911" class="blsp-spelling-error">besides</span>, I <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_912" class="blsp-spelling-error">was</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_913" class="blsp-spelling-error">tied</span> to <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_914" class="blsp-spelling-error">my</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_915" class="blsp-spelling-error">place</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_916" class="blsp-spelling-error">by</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_917" class="blsp-spelling-error">my</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_918" class="blsp-spelling-error">half</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_919" class="blsp-spelling-error">drunk</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_920" class="blsp-spelling-error">cup</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_921" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_922" class="blsp-spelling-error">coffee</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_923" class="blsp-spelling-error">and</span> so I <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_924" class="blsp-spelling-error">looked</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_925" class="blsp-spelling-error">at</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_926" class="blsp-spelling-error">his</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_927" class="blsp-spelling-error">book</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_928" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_929" class="blsp-spelling-error">testimonials</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_930" class="blsp-spelling-error">and</span> I <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_931" class="blsp-spelling-error">thought</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_932" class="blsp-spelling-error">why</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_933" class="blsp-spelling-error">not</span>. <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_934" class="blsp-spelling-error">At</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_935" class="blsp-spelling-error">this</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_936" class="blsp-spelling-error">point</span>, I'm <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_937" class="blsp-spelling-error">fairly</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_938" class="blsp-spelling-error">sure</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_939" class="blsp-spelling-error">that</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_940" class="blsp-spelling-error">my</span> Mum <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_941" class="blsp-spelling-error">is</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_942" class="blsp-spelling-error">yelling</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_943" class="blsp-spelling-error">all</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_944" class="blsp-spelling-error">sorts</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_945" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_946" class="blsp-spelling-error">perfectly</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_947" class="blsp-spelling-error">valid</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_948" class="blsp-spelling-error">reasons</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_949" class="blsp-spelling-error">at</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_950" class="blsp-spelling-error">her</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_951" class="blsp-spelling-error">monitor</span>- <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_952" class="blsp-spelling-error">sorry</span> Mum, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_953" class="blsp-spelling-error">but</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_954" class="blsp-spelling-error">my</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_955" class="blsp-spelling-error">sensible</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_956" class="blsp-spelling-error">side</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_957" class="blsp-spelling-error">is</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_958" class="blsp-spelling-error">being</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_959" class="blsp-spelling-error">thoroughly</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_960" class="blsp-spelling-error">quashed</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_961" class="blsp-spelling-error">at</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_962" class="blsp-spelling-error">moment</span>. I've <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_963" class="blsp-spelling-error">never</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_964" class="blsp-spelling-error">been</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_965" class="blsp-spelling-error">on</span> a <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_966" class="blsp-spelling-error">motorbike</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_967" class="blsp-spelling-error">before</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_968" class="blsp-spelling-error">and</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_969" class="blsp-spelling-error">idea</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_970" class="blsp-spelling-error">has</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_971" class="blsp-spelling-error">always</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_972" class="blsp-spelling-error">frightened</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_973" class="blsp-spelling-error">and</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_974" class="blsp-spelling-error">intreguied</span> me, so <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_975" class="blsp-spelling-error">rather</span> than <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_976" class="blsp-spelling-error">shrink</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_977" class="blsp-spelling-error">away</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_978" class="blsp-spelling-error">and</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_979" class="blsp-spelling-error">make</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_980" class="blsp-spelling-error">excuses</span>, I <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_981" class="blsp-spelling-error">signed</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_982" class="blsp-spelling-error">myself</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_983" class="blsp-spelling-error">up</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_984" class="blsp-spelling-error">for</span> a <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_985" class="blsp-spelling-error">two</span> day <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_986" class="blsp-spelling-error">tour</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_987" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_988" class="blsp-spelling-error">central</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_989" class="blsp-spelling-error">highlands</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_990" class="blsp-spelling-error">on</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_991" class="blsp-spelling-error">back</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_992" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_993" class="blsp-spelling-error">Titi</span>'s <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_994" class="blsp-spelling-error">old</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_995" class="blsp-spelling-error">Honda</span>. </span></div><br /><div><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></div><br /><div><span style="font-size:85%;"></div><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 267px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5553815259117308914" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhujIebrA4gg8TqAhBSWeJoyJP6s7jnfLYrB8LNeAM6FUql62Z1yknSE3cpSAEXFvO_9b6g_8rXvJ9GZuKJ0jZPFUKbGYeO4gn8uf2BCXV0Qg0F8uJUvxtJ7M7YeJhFML1yxEcfsaoaRNuQ/s400/DSCF1452.JPG" /></span></div><div><br /></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;"><span id="SPELLING_ERROR_996" class="blsp-spelling-error">It</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_997" class="blsp-spelling-error">was</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_998" class="blsp-spelling-error">one</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_999" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1000" class="blsp-spelling-error">best</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1001" class="blsp-spelling-error">things</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1002" class="blsp-spelling-error">that</span> I've <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1003" class="blsp-spelling-error">done</span> so <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1004" class="blsp-spelling-error">far</span>- <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1005" class="blsp-spelling-error">though</span> I'm <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1006" class="blsp-spelling-error">not</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1007" class="blsp-spelling-error">entirely</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1008" class="blsp-spelling-error">sure</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1009" class="blsp-spelling-error">that</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1010" class="blsp-spelling-error">my</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1011" class="blsp-spelling-error">arse</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1012" class="blsp-spelling-error">would</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1013" class="blsp-spelling-error">agree</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1014" class="blsp-spelling-error">with</span> me. I can't <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1015" class="blsp-spelling-error">imagine</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1016" class="blsp-spelling-error">any</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1017" class="blsp-spelling-error">better</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1018" class="blsp-spelling-error">way</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1019" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1020" class="blsp-spelling-error">seeing</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1021" class="blsp-spelling-error">remote</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1022" class="blsp-spelling-error">areas</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1023" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1024" class="blsp-spelling-error">Vietnam</span> than <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1025" class="blsp-spelling-error">on</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1026" class="blsp-spelling-error">back</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1027" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1028" class="blsp-spelling-error">Titi</span>'s <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1029" class="blsp-spelling-error">bike</span>. He <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1030" class="blsp-spelling-error">is</span> an <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1031" class="blsp-spelling-error">amazing</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1032" class="blsp-spelling-error">guide</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1033" class="blsp-spelling-error">stopping</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1034" class="blsp-spelling-error">regularly</span> to <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1035" class="blsp-spelling-error">show</span> me the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1036" class="blsp-spelling-error">crops</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1037" class="blsp-spelling-error">elaborate</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1038" class="blsp-spelling-error">temples</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1039" class="blsp-spelling-error">or</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1040" class="blsp-spelling-error">local</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1041" class="blsp-spelling-error">crafts</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1042" class="blsp-spelling-error">people</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1043" class="blsp-spelling-error">at</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1044" class="blsp-spelling-error">work</span>. I <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1045" class="blsp-spelling-error">saw</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1046" class="blsp-spelling-error">silk</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1047" class="blsp-spelling-error">worms</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1048" class="blsp-spelling-error">being</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1049" class="blsp-spelling-error">raised</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1050" class="blsp-spelling-error">and</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1051" class="blsp-spelling-error">their</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1052" class="blsp-spelling-error">cocoons</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1053" class="blsp-spelling-error">spun</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1054" class="blsp-spelling-error">into</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1055" class="blsp-spelling-error">silken</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1056" class="blsp-spelling-error">threads</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1057" class="blsp-spelling-error">before</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1058" class="blsp-spelling-error">being</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1059" class="blsp-spelling-error">woven</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1060" class="blsp-spelling-error">into</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1061" class="blsp-spelling-error">patterned</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1062" class="blsp-spelling-error">cloth</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1063" class="blsp-spelling-error">on</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1064" class="blsp-spelling-error">great</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1065" class="blsp-spelling-error">looms</span>. I've <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1066" class="blsp-spelling-error">walked</span> in <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1067" class="blsp-spelling-error">tea</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1068" class="blsp-spelling-error">plantations</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1069" class="blsp-spelling-error">seen</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1070" class="blsp-spelling-error">curry</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1071" class="blsp-spelling-error">trees</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1072" class="blsp-spelling-error">and</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1073" class="blsp-spelling-error">looked</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1074" class="blsp-spelling-error">out</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1075" class="blsp-spelling-error">onto</span> the blue <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1077" class="blsp-spelling-error">hills</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1078" class="blsp-spelling-error">with</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1079" class="blsp-spelling-error">their</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1080" class="blsp-spelling-error">plateaus</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1081" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1082" class="blsp-spelling-error">coffee</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1083" class="blsp-spelling-error">which</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1084" class="blsp-spelling-error">stretch</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1085" class="blsp-spelling-error">as</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1086" class="blsp-spelling-error">far</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1087" class="blsp-spelling-error">as</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1088" class="blsp-spelling-error">eye</span> can <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1089" class="blsp-spelling-error">see</span>. <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1090" class="blsp-spelling-error">Almost</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1091" class="blsp-spelling-error">every</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1092" class="blsp-spelling-error">house</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1093" class="blsp-spelling-error">that</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1094" class="blsp-spelling-error">we</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1095" class="blsp-spelling-error">passed</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1096" class="blsp-spelling-error">had</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1097" class="blsp-spelling-error">bamboo</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1098" class="blsp-spelling-error">mats</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1099" class="blsp-spelling-error">outside</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1100" class="blsp-spelling-error">covered</span> in <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1101" class="blsp-spelling-error">coffee</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1102" class="blsp-spelling-error">beans</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1103" class="blsp-spelling-error">that</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1104" class="blsp-spelling-error">were</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1105" class="blsp-spelling-error">drying</span> in the sun. <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1106" class="blsp-spelling-error">According</span> to <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1107" class="blsp-spelling-error">Titi</span>, the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1108" class="blsp-spelling-error">government</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1109" class="blsp-spelling-error">relocated</span> a <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1110" class="blsp-spelling-error">lot</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1111" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1112" class="blsp-spelling-error">ex</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1113" class="blsp-spelling-error">soldiers</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1114" class="blsp-spelling-error">from</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1115" class="blsp-spelling-error">North</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1116" class="blsp-spelling-error">and</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1117" class="blsp-spelling-error">gave</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1118" class="blsp-spelling-error">them</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1119" class="blsp-spelling-error">coffee</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1120" class="blsp-spelling-error">plantations</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1121" class="blsp-spelling-error">here</span> in the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1122" class="blsp-spelling-error">highlands</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1123" class="blsp-spelling-error">as</span> a <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1124" class="blsp-spelling-error">form</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1125" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1126" class="blsp-spelling-error">reward</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1127" class="blsp-spelling-error">for</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1128" class="blsp-spelling-error">their</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1129" class="blsp-spelling-error">loyalty</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1130" class="blsp-spelling-error">during</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1131" class="blsp-spelling-error">war</span>. <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1132" class="blsp-spelling-error">Now</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1133" class="blsp-spelling-error">these</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1134" class="blsp-spelling-error">people</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1135" class="blsp-spelling-error">are</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1136" class="blsp-spelling-error">earning</span> a <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1137" class="blsp-spelling-error">fortune</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1138" class="blsp-spelling-error">and</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1139" class="blsp-spelling-error">Vietnam</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1140" class="blsp-spelling-error">has</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1141" class="blsp-spelling-error">become</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1142" class="blsp-spelling-error">largest</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1143" class="blsp-spelling-error">exporter</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1144" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1145" class="blsp-spelling-error">coffee</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1146" class="blsp-spelling-error">outside</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1147" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1148" class="blsp-spelling-error">South</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1149" class="blsp-spelling-error">America</span>. </span></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;"></span> </div><div><br /></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></div><em><span style="font-size:78%;"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 267px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5553814310704805442" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhTfwjY9g-dZkkfQNCiPmebpP-LOp2glW637FLnz_g89nr_64qW29GgrmxZwF3ATDLI7s_NZLyKyvEfRO07gbkgMS1l2jXFX21nGxXpK7lxIE6paIqyt4Xka6SidAE0NiSphEFc3oaiW1Wt/s400/DSCF1288.JPG" /></span></em></div><div align="center"><em><span style="font-size:78%;"><span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1150" class="blsp-spelling-error">Fresh</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1151" class="blsp-spelling-error">curry</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1152" class="blsp-spelling-error">pod</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1153" class="blsp-spelling-error">filled</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1154" class="blsp-spelling-error">with</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1155" class="blsp-spelling-error">seeds</span></span></em></div><div><br /></div><div><span style="font-size:85%;">The <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1156" class="blsp-spelling-error">downside</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1157" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1158" class="blsp-spelling-error">course</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1159" class="blsp-spelling-error">is</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1160" class="blsp-spelling-error">impact</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1161" class="blsp-spelling-error">that</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1162" class="blsp-spelling-error">ever</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1163" class="blsp-spelling-error">growing</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1164" class="blsp-spelling-error">coffee</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1165" class="blsp-spelling-error">industry</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1166" class="blsp-spelling-error">is</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1167" class="blsp-spelling-error">having</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1168" class="blsp-spelling-error">on</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1169" class="blsp-spelling-error">local</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1170" class="blsp-spelling-error">wildlife</span>. <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1171" class="blsp-spelling-error">Until</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1172" class="blsp-spelling-error">end</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1173" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1174" class="blsp-spelling-error">war</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1175" class="blsp-spelling-error">this</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1176" class="blsp-spelling-error">area</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1177" class="blsp-spelling-error">including</span> Da <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1178" class="blsp-spelling-error">Lat</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1179" class="blsp-spelling-error">itself</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1180" class="blsp-spelling-error">was</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1181" class="blsp-spelling-error">covered</span> in <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1182" class="blsp-spelling-error">jungle</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1183" class="blsp-spelling-error">complete</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1184" class="blsp-spelling-error">with</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1185" class="blsp-spelling-error">tigers</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1186" class="blsp-spelling-error">elephants</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1187" class="blsp-spelling-error">and</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1188" class="blsp-spelling-error">all</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1189" class="blsp-spelling-error">manner</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1190" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1191" class="blsp-spelling-error">other</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1192" class="blsp-spelling-error">exciting</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1193" class="blsp-spelling-error">beasties</span>. The <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1194" class="blsp-spelling-error">only</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1195" class="blsp-spelling-error">people</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1196" class="blsp-spelling-error">living</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1197" class="blsp-spelling-error">here</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1198" class="blsp-spelling-error">were</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1199" class="blsp-spelling-error">those</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1200" class="blsp-spelling-error">that</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1201" class="blsp-spelling-error">Titi</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1202" class="blsp-spelling-error">now</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1203" class="blsp-spelling-error">refers</span> to <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1204" class="blsp-spelling-error">as</span> '<span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1205" class="blsp-spelling-error">minorities</span>', <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1206" class="blsp-spelling-error">local</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1207" class="blsp-spelling-error">tribes</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1208" class="blsp-spelling-error">people</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1209" class="blsp-spelling-error">who</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1210" class="blsp-spelling-error">used</span> to <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1211" class="blsp-spelling-error">live</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1212" class="blsp-spelling-error">off</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1213" class="blsp-spelling-error">forest</span>. <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1214" class="blsp-spelling-error">They</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1215" class="blsp-spelling-error">are</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1216" class="blsp-spelling-error">still</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1217" class="blsp-spelling-error">here</span> in <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1218" class="blsp-spelling-error">their</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1219" class="blsp-spelling-error">little</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1220" class="blsp-spelling-error">bamboo</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1221" class="blsp-spelling-error">villages</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1222" class="blsp-spelling-error">with</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1223" class="blsp-spelling-error">their</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1224" class="blsp-spelling-error">chickens</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1225" class="blsp-spelling-error">cows</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1226" class="blsp-spelling-error">pigs</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1227" class="blsp-spelling-error">and</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1228" class="blsp-spelling-error">children</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1229" class="blsp-spelling-error">roaming</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1230" class="blsp-spelling-error">about</span> in the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1231" class="blsp-spelling-error">dust</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1232" class="blsp-spelling-error">but</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1233" class="blsp-spelling-error">their</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1234" class="blsp-spelling-error">jungle</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1235" class="blsp-spelling-error">is</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1236" class="blsp-spelling-error">gone</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1237" class="blsp-spelling-error">and</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1238" class="blsp-spelling-error">they</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1239" class="blsp-spelling-error">now</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1240" class="blsp-spelling-error">work</span> in the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1241" class="blsp-spelling-error">plantations</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1242" class="blsp-spelling-error">for</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1243" class="blsp-spelling-error">wealthier</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1244" class="blsp-spelling-error">landowners</span>. <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1245" class="blsp-spelling-error">As</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1246" class="blsp-spelling-error">we</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1247" class="blsp-spelling-error">passed</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1248" class="blsp-spelling-error">them</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1249" class="blsp-spelling-error">on</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1250" class="blsp-spelling-error">bike</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1251" class="blsp-spelling-error">with</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1252" class="blsp-spelling-error">their</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1253" class="blsp-spelling-error">sickles</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1254" class="blsp-spelling-error">and</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1255" class="blsp-spelling-error">their</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1256" class="blsp-spelling-error">conical</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1257" class="blsp-spelling-error">hats</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1258" class="blsp-spelling-error">driving</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1259" class="blsp-spelling-error">their</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1260" class="blsp-spelling-error">buffalo</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1261" class="blsp-spelling-error">or</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1262" class="blsp-spelling-error">cutting</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1263" class="blsp-spelling-error">granite</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1264" class="blsp-spelling-error">slabs</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1265" class="blsp-spelling-error">out</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1266" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1267" class="blsp-spelling-error">hillside</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1268" class="blsp-spelling-error">carrying</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1269" class="blsp-spelling-error">sugar</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1270" class="blsp-spelling-error">cane</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1271" class="blsp-spelling-error">or</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1272" class="blsp-spelling-error">driving</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1273" class="blsp-spelling-error">their</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1274" class="blsp-spelling-error">carts</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1275" class="blsp-spelling-error">they</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1276" class="blsp-spelling-error">all</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1277" class="blsp-spelling-error">waved</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1278" class="blsp-spelling-error">and</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1279" class="blsp-spelling-error">smiled</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1280" class="blsp-spelling-error">cheerfully</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1281" class="blsp-spelling-error">occasionally</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1282" class="blsp-spelling-error">calling</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1283" class="blsp-spelling-error">out</span> a <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1284" class="blsp-spelling-error">greeting</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1285" class="blsp-spelling-error">as</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1286" class="blsp-spelling-error">we</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1287" class="blsp-spelling-error">flashed</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1288" class="blsp-spelling-error">by</span>. <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1289" class="blsp-spelling-error">It</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1290" class="blsp-spelling-error">was</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1291" class="blsp-spelling-error">such</span> a <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1292" class="blsp-spelling-error">relief</span> to <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1293" class="blsp-spelling-error">have</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1294" class="blsp-spelling-error">wind</span> in <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1295" class="blsp-spelling-error">my</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1296" class="blsp-spelling-error">face</span> rather than the constant bombardment of people <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1304" class="blsp-spelling-error">trying</span> to <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1305" class="blsp-spelling-error">sell</span> me <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1306" class="blsp-spelling-error">things</span>. <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1307" class="blsp-spelling-error">Around</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1308" class="blsp-spelling-error">every</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1309" class="blsp-spelling-error">corner</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1310" class="blsp-spelling-error">there</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1311" class="blsp-spelling-error">was</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1312" class="blsp-spelling-error">another</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1313" class="blsp-spelling-error">stunning</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1314" class="blsp-spelling-error">vista:</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1315" class="blsp-spelling-error">hills</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1316" class="blsp-spelling-error">and</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1317" class="blsp-spelling-error">lakes</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1318" class="blsp-spelling-error">paddy</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1319" class="blsp-spelling-error">fields</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1320" class="blsp-spelling-error">and</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1321" class="blsp-spelling-error">rivers</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1322" class="blsp-spelling-error">all</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1323" class="blsp-spelling-error">flew</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1324" class="blsp-spelling-error">past my greedy eyes</span>. <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1325" class="blsp-spelling-error">Even</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1326" class="blsp-spelling-error">barren</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1327" class="blsp-spelling-error">hillsides</span>, <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1328" class="blsp-spelling-error">which</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1329" class="blsp-spelling-error">still</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1330" class="blsp-spelling-error">bear</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1331" class="blsp-spelling-error">scars</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1332" class="blsp-spelling-error">of</span> the <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1333" class="blsp-spelling-error">chemical</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1334" class="blsp-spelling-error">bombs</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1335" class="blsp-spelling-error">are</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1336" class="blsp-spelling-error">beautiful</span> in <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1337" class="blsp-spelling-error">their</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1338" class="blsp-spelling-error">own</span> <span id="SPELLING_ERROR_1339" class="blsp-spelling-error">way. 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My two day adventure with him was definitely one of the highlights of my trip and, in the end, was far less terrifying than simply walking around in Saigon.</span></p>Jennie Vallishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07021741899982892368noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8461313963647233008.post-67594965618394669232010-12-13T10:22:00.046+00:002012-08-10T10:45:09.678+01:00Alone again, naturally<div align="left">
<span style="color: #333333; font-size: 85%;">Hey there everyone. Today is my last full day in Borneo! Tomorrow I fly to Kuala Lumpur for two days before catching a flight to Ho Chi Minh on Thursday. I've been in Malaysia now for almost six weeks, and I'm not entirely sure how that happened. I'm almost half way through my second notebook, despite all my attempts to keep my writing as small as possibly (seriously, if you think that I'm a tiresome windbag on this here thing, you should check out my books. I'm slightly concerned that if I don't curtail things a bit soon I won't have any room left in my rucksack for clothes and the like.) though since I discovered the sick and twisted creations of the chief taxidermist at the Sarawak museum in Kuching, my pages are filling up even faster than before. And boy do I have a lot to tell you all. I'm putting in more pictures today, but it's going to be a long 'un so brace yourselves.</span></div>
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<br /><span style="color: #333333; font-size: 85%;">The title of this posting is a complete misnomer to be honest, a cheap ploy by which I meant to extract sympathy from you fine people. Please don't feel sorry for me because I have been far from alone. In fact, within an hour of arriving in Kuching (shortly before my camera was stolen, but we don't speak of that) I was sitting in a little art gallery on the Main Bazaar near the water front, drinking a cup of tea and eating fresh bean cake with a lovely man called </span><a href="http://www.artrageouslyasia.com/"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: 85%;">Ramsey </span></a><a href="http://www.artrageouslyasia.com/"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: 85%;">Ong</span></a><span style="color: #333333; font-size: 85%;">, who's work adorns much of the wall space. We talked about his paintings, which are all acrylic on flattened tree bark and of art in general for about an hour. I'd only gone up to the counter to buy a couple of postcards and before I knew it I was being treated like an old friend. Can you imagine such a thing happening in London?<br /></span></div>
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<br /><span style="color: #333333; font-size: 85%;">Anywho, I've been loving this whole lone traveler thing. I've been able to wander about wherever I like and sit like a gormless lunatic staring at proboscis monkeys in the mangroves for as long as I want -or at least as long as the monkeys hang about, they will insist on moving back to the forest when the tide comes in. Unfortunately however, things tend to cost a lot more when you're on your own, and by things I mean specifically transport. For example, to get to Baco; the national park where these primate laden mangroves are, you need to charter a motor boat to take you across the water. Luckily though I managed to find a slightly weird German couple, Gorro and Ulrika who were also going to Baco, to share the cost of the ride. I wish that I could do this every time I need to get a taxi to an airport, though maybe not always this particular couple, as I said, they were a bit odd.<br /></span></div>
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<br /><span style="color: #333333; font-size: 85%;">As you can see, Baco is pretty darned beautiful. There are loads of long hikes that you can go on if you so wish, but to be honest I spent most of my time near the jetty or walking along the beaches looking out at the South China Sea, with no one but the crabs and an occasional bearded pig for company. </span></div>
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<br /><span style="color: #333333; font-size: 85%;">I had transport problems of a different sort when I went to visit the Semenggoh Wildlife rehabilitation centre last Thursday. They have a bus service direct from Kuching that leaves at 7.15am every day, though when I tried to get back I discovered that the drivers of said bus tend to turn up only if they feel like it.<br /><br />Semenggoh is a National park that is mainly used as a research centre, its main attraction for people like me, is the feeding platform where, everyday at 9am and 4pm, the rangers put out fruit for the 27 semiwild orangutan who live within the grounds. There isn't enough forest left in this area to allow the apes to be fully reintroduced into the wild. They are fairly self sufficient though, particularly in the fruiting season (which is pretty much now) and so the rangers were very quick to stress that there was a strong possibility that we wouldn't see any at all.<br /><br />How wrong they were! As we approached the feeding station, I could hear the familiar crashing noise in the trees that we weren't going to be disappointed. A young male came out of the forest just as we arrived at the viewing area, and he found himself a choice piece of papaya which he ate with gusto. His coat was very dark and as he had moved through the trees the disturbance to the branches was remarkably small for such a large animal, no wonder they are so hard to spot when they're in the canopy.<br /><br />I caught a movement out of the corner of my eye and turned to see a mother with her tiny baby latched to her chest, moving through the trees behind the unconscious crowd, who's cameras were still glued to the male on the platform. I managed to manoeuvre my way to the back and was mere metres away when she came down the tree to receive her fruit, which was dutifully handed to her by the keeper. By this time the lenses had noticed the great ape behind them and were snapping greedily away. I know that I'm being a hypocrite, because I too have a camera with which I took photos, but I don't understand these people who only look at things through a viewfinder and who lose interest the moment they think that they've got the perfect shot. I simply couldn't take my eyes off her. She seemed so unconcerned by the people before her, simply hanging there, her baby peeking through from between her long arms, methodically eating her way through her bunch of bananas. The interaction between the mother and her child was enchanting. She was so gentle when handing the fruit to the baby, its grasping movements an almost perfect imitation of a human child. I simply cannot understand how anyone could harm these beautiful creatures who are so like us.</span><span style="color: #333333; font-size: 85%;"> </span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: 85%;">Once the female's appetite was sated and she had moved off into the trees once more, most of the crowd wandered off back towards the entrance of the centre. The feeding had only started half an hour before, but being deprived of instant entertainment, the majority of the spectators left. The idiots! Had they been patient and waited another 5 minutes, they would have seen the trees moving in 4 different sections of the forest. More orangutans were headed our way, and among them was the one I'd been hoping, but never thought I'd see- the 140kg dominant male, Richie.</span></div>
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<br /><span style="color: #333333; font-size: 85%;">Richie is about to hit the big 3-0 next year and is in his absolute prime. Complete with large facial flanges and glossy red coat, he was the most magnificent creature that I have ever seen, dwarfing the keeper who stood well back from the platform to give him room. He moved so smoothly through the forest appearing to dance across them like a tightrope walker, holding onto the branches above him which he pulled toward him, bending them almost in half before letting them go like a cartoon catapult. He sat on the platform like an emporer, watching us watching him, his gleaming fur falling in waves down his back and long arms. The other orangutans approached very cautiously and would run straight back into the trees once they'd grabbed their fruit. I could have watched them forever but far too soon, they had eaten their fill and disappeared like smoke into the trees.<br /><br />I waited for an hour and a half for the bus back to Kuching, but I hardly noticed. The glow from seeing the apes was still with me, I doubt that it will ever go. I hope not.</span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: 85%;">It's not just been the animals that have been keeping me company though. There have been primates of a human kind too, I promise. While I was at Bako, I had shared a dorm room with an Australian couple (yes, I know, another one!) who recommended a hostel that they had been staying in, so when the time came to leave for Kuching once more, that was where I headed. 'Tracks' is the most homely hostel that I've stayed in so far and for just under 3 pounds a night, what's not to like?! It is presided over by a lovely Polish fortuneteller, Gosia and Henry who's family is from Kuala Lumpur (hi guys!), they met whilst working in Shrewsbury of all places and plan to open a restaurant below the hostel, but the malaysian construction industry is not the fastest and though they were supposed to open back in July, they are still waiting for work to be completed. They took me out for dinner a couple of times and we even managed to locate a bar which sold red wine. Mmm, red wine... The hostel's range of clientel was pretty interesting too, from the insane New Zealander, Tom who is cycling from Wellington to Glasgow, but doesn't seem to have planned certain small details, like Visas for example; to the malaysian Nick, who lay on the sofa and snored so loudly that I swear the walls shook, I've never heard anything like it. </span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: 85%;">It was here too, that I met Fabien, a chain smoking, effortlessly relaxed frenchman, who is also writing a </span><a href="http://looktotheeast.over-blog.com/"><span style="color: #333333; font-size: 85%;">blog of his travels</span></a><span style="color: #333333; font-size: 85%;"> (it's currently written in French, but I have been assured that there will be an English translation coming soon and it's definitely worth a look if only for the amazing photos). Through a weird chain of events, involving Sarawak museum and a random man called Desmond, on Friday, Fabien and I found ourselves thrown together and on our way to the tiny Bidayuh village of Mongkos right on the Indonesian border. Because of its proximity to Kalimantan and its general remoteness, not a lot of tourists visit this tiny place and so life there is pretty much as it has always been. </span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: 85%;">The main feature of the village is the traditional longhouse, in which around 70 people live, the individual rooms connected by one huge, open veranda on which people sit to talk and weave their baskets. You can tell whether the family within is Christian or Animist (a sort of paganism which was the norm before those pesky missionaries started messing with the locals) by the decorations on the front doors. The animists have dried leaves hanging above the mantle, which are there to ward off evil spirits, whilst the Christians have anything from a cross to a picture of the Virgin Mary (and in one case a very strange pencil drawing of the last Pope- weird). The Longhouse is set up on stilts and the floor of the veranda is made from bamboo slats to allow for the cooling air to flow up through it, as well as protecting the home from flooding and pests.</span><br />
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: 85%;">That first day, Fabien and I were taken on a walk to a couple of huge rocks, of which the village are very proud. We were accompanied by our guide, a slightly chubby man in a woven conical hat, with a machete slung over his shoulder, and a great rabble of girls from the who whooped and galloped around us. Our guide explained, in broken English about the properties of the different plants and leaves that we passed. One of these he passed to me, explaining that the Bidayuh believe that if you sleep with these leaves under your bed it will keep nightmares and vampires away. When I asked him if they would protect me if I slept with them under my bed he told me that I needed 7 leaves, but he'd only given me one and he seemed far less concerned than I was about finding me another 6, so I had to spend the night entirely unprotected from evil spirits. </span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: 85%;">Those days in the village were some of the best I've spent in Borneo. We not only planted trees, we cooked chicken and rice inside bamboo on an improvised barbeque on the banks of a waterfall (though since the cooked chicken was served in the same container that had transported it when it was raw, I'm quite relieved not to have gotten salmonella from that particular enterprise), we ate the pith from around freshly picked cocoa beans, (slimy but delicious), drank the contents of coconuts through bamboo straws, swam in the river and learnt how to extract latex from rubber trees. </span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: 85%;">And then of course, there were the children. They really were amazing, ranging in age from about 3 to 17 and all running about tirelessly, always wanting to play. Our evenings were filled with the sounds of laughter as we sat in a large circle playing clapping games, or in little groups where they showed me to play a version of Jacks, with 5 little stones. I was rubbish at this, and they laughed loudly as I fumbled to get it right. Though they only spoke a little English and I only know one phrase in Bidayuh- 'Moobee sore' which means 'I'm full', we got on famously. Thank goodness for the home brewed rice wine though, with which our hosts liberally plied us, because I doubt that anything less potent would have induced me to join in with the traditional dancing. The children performed the dances with such solemnity and concentration that I was ashamed of my inept attempts to follow them. They loved the dancing. There was a large TV screen in the open dining hall of the homestay, but I never saw it show anything other than music videos, and it was through this that the music played. There was a very fat boy of about 17 who was particularly keen on the dancing. He was extremely camp, performing all the female moves faultlessly. Being gay in Borneo is still strictly illegal and I worry about what will happen to him, it can't be easy being the only gay in this particular village.</span><br />
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<span style="font-size: 85%;"><span style="color: #333333;">It was so sad when the time came for us to leave the village. The kids presented me with brightly coloured Hibiscous flowers, which they put in my hair, wishing me a Merry Christmas as they did so. They also gave me the stones with which they'd taught me to play Jacks. It was all that they had of their own and they gave them to me. What do I want with the hundreds of souvenir stalls that dominate the streets of Kuching, when I have these five little stones that mean so much.</span> </span></div>
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<span style="color: #333333; font-size: 85%;">Goodbye Borneo, I've dreamt of coming here for as long as I can remember and my journey here has been more incredible than I could have thought possible. I've met so many amazing people along the way and seen things that I have only ever dreamt about. I hope for everyone's sake that the dark predictions for this land are wrong and we find some way to save it. </span></div>
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</div>Jennie Vallishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07021741899982892368noreply@blogger.com5tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8461313963647233008.post-39344148951184347852010-12-03T01:01:00.019+00:002010-12-06T13:14:52.070+00:00Rum 'un<span style="font-size:85%;">Hey there chaps, sorry for the delay, I know that I promised a sparkly new post much earlier than this, but the fates have conspired against me somewhat this week. Yesterday I had my camera stolen from my bag in Kuching, so all the pictures that I took over the last four weeks are gone, including the most amazing picture of a hermit crab which I was going to amuse you all with. That'll teach me to back them up. Ah well, you'll just have to use your imaginations until I can steal some of Jonas' to put up here.<br /><br />So where was I? Oh yes, I was going to tell you all about my beach-type adventures. It's probably a good thing that I don't have photos to show you, I hear that the snow over in Blighty is becoming slightly out of hand and don't want to you all to destroy your monitors in a fit of jealous rage! </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"></span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">So on Friday morning, Jonas, Breeze, Daniel and I all left Danum Valley in the tiny minibus and headed off back to Lahad Datu- Bah! Bah indeed, for once we got there, we couldn't get out! We found a public minibus that was heading to Semporna, but the driver insisted that he wouldn't set off until the bus had a full contingent of passengers. So we wandered about a bit, buying dried banana slices and nuts for the journey, then sat at the bus stop to wait. The boys went off to get some cash from the bank across the road, leaving Breeze and I alone. Now Breeze is very beautiful, her mother is Burmese and so she has a dark, exotic look which puts this pastey beast to shame! As we sat there, five or six middle aged muslim men came up, put their arms around her and took photos of with their mobile phones. None of them spoke any English and so we sort of just sat there, trying to maintain a normal conversation whilst Breeze's admirers flapped about us. This is something that seems to happen quite a lot out here and I don't think I shall ever get used to it. Yesterday I had lunch in a small cafe in Kuching. I was sitting there, on my own, enjoying my Roti and writing in my notebook, when a woman in a headscarf came and sat down in the seat next to me. Suddenly, there were four other people there, all taking photos with their mobile phones. It's so bizarre! I've never felt so conspicuous in all my life.<br /><br />But I digress. After over two hours of waiting in Lahad Datu, we finally set off in a bus crammed with people. I was squashed against the wheel arch, with Jonas taking up half of my seat as well as his own. He of course was perfectly comfortable, whilst I spent the entire three hours in a murderous mood, trying to stave off the cramping in my legs. </span><br /><br /><span style="font-size:85%;">Semporna is a tiny town, with the majority of one side completely crammed with tiny stalls, all interconnecting in odd, labarynthine passages. On the other side, there is the marina and that consists almost exclusively of dive shops and hotels. Semporna, you see, is the port from which you are able to travel to Sipadan, said to be one of the best diving areas in the world (I have even heard <em>Australians</em> say it's better than the Great Barrier Reef!). Just like everyone else, I was hoping to be able to get one of the precious 120 daily passes and hopefully do my open water PADI. Sadly though, the dive shops that Jonas and I tried confirmed my suspicions, I was not going to be allowed to dive- apparently my DVT back in March is a bit of a blot on my medical records. Still, we were off to Mabul, one of the other islands off the East coast- Jonas to do his PADI and I as a humble snorkler. </span><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5546625343887416322" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 267px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgxQy1kywDl-sX1EozRpRvHqtHseYALoyAEwmwsXKilQRXVKLAhghnEY1_TKGM71pPAIiW95i5PD5USYlZ-PcvS5zOhKnOUZnvfmkb9dGVjjr3g3WfACKKvSY3mVkE4NcequIrTNSz0bRWF/s400/mabul.jpg" border="0" /><br /><br /><p align="center"><em><span style="font-size:78%;">(I did not take this photo, I stole it from Google, sorry about that but I couldn't have this post completely without images. This gives you an idea of the buildings on Mabul)</span></em></p><p align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;">Despite feeling slightly like a child with stabalisers, whilst all the other kids zoom about on their raleigh bikes, I enjoyed myself snorkling about. It's quite an amazing feeling, you're completely isolated, with only the sound of your own breathing to focus on as you look down at the coral and the fish streaming around you. The fish were so beautiful, shoals of brightly coloured beauties flashed past me, jelly fish with purple necklaces flouncing along (damn them and their stinging ways, but they are stunning), and tiny pipefish hiding in the coral. And then the icing on the preverbial cake- a gorgeous sea turtle, swimming languidly along right in front of me, occasionally popping up for air. The sun burn all down my back and on my bum was totally worth it just for that!</span></p><p align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;">There is a massive flaw with Mabul, which you just can't ignore, and it is, yet again, the litter (I know, I know, I'll stop complaining soon, but it really is bad everywhere here and I find the extent of it quite shocking). </span><span style="font-size:85%;">There were plastic bags caught on the coral, an old tyre left to the algae on the sea bed, water bottles and food wrappers and batteries... It was pretty upsetting since the island could be so beautiful. The beach is in a similar state. All along the coast there are small shanty towns; lean-to shacks made of various odd bits of wood and sheet metal on tall stilts fill the beach, along with hoards of feral dogs and children. That evening, Jonas and I wandered through the alleys between the shacks and discovered stalls filled with shall and coral-based nicknacks, no doubt hacked off the reef. Sharks teeth too, seem to be popular as decorative items. The people who live on Mabul are almost exclusively filipino and their waste disposal method of choice appears to be to throw it on the beautiful white beach or into the clear sea. </span></p><p align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;">Jonas and I had not booked our accommodation in advance (what a surprise!) and so when we went to the resort where all of the other westerners were staying, there were no beds left. Unperturbed, we set off down the beach and found a little longhouse, tucked away in one of the shanty villages. There we found the most amazing little filipino woman. Her name is Jenny (she was so unbelievably excited when she found out we share a name!) and although she looks no more than 35, she has six children back in the Philipines. After she had asked us all the questions she could think of, she sat behind the serving hatch, battered guitar on her knee, and sang us songs. She has a fantastic voice, but I think that she propably learned the lyrics before she had full command of the English language, for some of them were very strange indeed!</span></p><p align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;">That evening, Jonas and I walked around the island trying to locate Breeze and Daniel who we knew were staying somewhere on Mabul after their day's trip to Sipadan. On our way back to the longhouse having failed miserably in our mission, we came across a group of men sitting around an old tree stump on which was set a bottle of rum and an old plastic petrol can filled with water. They insisted we join them, which we did with pleasure, nervously sipping at our watered-down rum from chipped tea cups. Before long a guitar was brought out and some of our companions began to sing, the others around the tree stump happily clapping along, with only the man swinging lazily in the hammock behind seeming to take no notice. A drum kit appeared as if from nowhere. I say drum kit, it was a series of plastic gallon jugs, old paint tins and planks of wood lashed precariously together in the vague shape of a traditional drum kit- it was one of the best instruments I've ever seen.</span></p><p align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;">The rum was really smooth and really quite easy to drink- although I didn't dare ask about the source of the water. I've spent the past three weeks obsessively ensuring that I only drink water that has been boiled or filtered to within an inch of it's life, but I couldn't decline the kind entreties of the musicians and so didn't think about it and after a couple of mouthfulls, forgot to care at all!</span></p><p align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;">We all suddenly realised that it had become very dark, we could no longer see the smiling face of the guitarist, Ross, and so the band moved into the huge veranda at our longhouse, where the party began in ernest. The music was brilliant. The patched up and improvised instruments played with expert hands and the guitarist only stopped strumming when he was down to four strings. A small interlude took place, during which more strings were acquired and more bottles appeared as if by magic. The rum it seems is made locally in the Philipines, but due to fairly recent pirate actvity (tourists were taken hostage off Sipadan back in 2001 and other incidents have occured since. There is now a very heavy military presence off the coast of Semporna, with all boats having to sign in and out at a security check point) there is no direct ferry from Sabah to the Philipines, despite their close proximity to one another. The inhabitants of Mabul therefore, set off to the Philipines in one of their little boats, where they load up the boat with incredibly cheap rum and cigarettes and head straight back.</span></p><p align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;">At around 8.30ish, four other westerners came to join our group, which had grown quite a lot, and the party turned up a notch. I was singing quite unashamedly along by now, to the Beetles, Oasis and at one point, Boyzone (oh the horror)! I think that I was the most active singer/audience member, dancing about in my seat (did I mention that they were feeding me a LOT of rum?!) with cries of 'Inum' (filipino for 'cheers') and 'Minum' (Malay for the same). A storm had broken out around us, the sound of torrential rain and thunder encroaching on our cosy scene, so we pushed the tables together and the band played on. There was a small, older man sitting on my left (I had the best photo of him...sigh) whose name was Arafat Balboa ("you know, like Rocky"). He was a hesitant singer, but played the guitar beautifully, and so I joined in when I knew what he was playing and Ross sang along too. Arafat seemed really shy and quiet at first, sitting back and quietly taking in the atmosphere, that is until the kareoke machine was brought out and he tried to get the Australian girl, Amy to dance with him. It was then that we learned about his snake hips! Seriously I don't think I'll ever get the image of this wiry, barechested man around a head shorter than me, girating his pelvis against one of the pillars in the hall, to the gleeful cries of "5 ringit, 5 ringit" from the other Australian, Isiah. I found myself wondering, not for the first time on this trip, how exactly I came to be here in this place, with these happy, drunk, dancing people on a tropical island in the middle of a storm. </span></p><p align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;">The party finally broke up at about midnight, just as well really since it had started to get a little out of hand- old snake hips in particular seemed to be enjoying himself just a little too much! Jonas and I helped Ross and the drummer (I never caught his name, but that guy was super talented, both on his bespoke drumkit and on the guitar. Every so often the spindly legs of his instrument would start to splay out, threatening to cause the structure to collapse and had to be kicked unceremoniously back into place amid hoots of laughter and applause) to clear up. I didn't count the bottles, but there were at least a dozen, as well as dirty mugs and bags containing the melted remains of icecubes. The men had been using huge conch shells as ashtrays and these were filled with soggy butts. I felt so sorry for Jenny having to clean the detritis the next morning, but we did our best before collapsing into sleep.</span></p><p align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;">I only spent that one night on Mabul, I left for Semporna the following afternoon, there being no real reason for me stay since I couldn't dive. Jonas however remained with Jenny in the longhouse, he still had the rest of his PADI to complete and was then planning to head to the Philipines to snorkle with whale sharks. So we said our farewells on the jetty and I set off, alone once more to see what Kuching had in store for me.</span></p>Jennie Vallishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07021741899982892368noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8461313963647233008.post-49334291079639666582010-11-26T14:20:00.029+00:002010-11-30T23:46:15.139+00:00Danum, beautiful beautiful Danum<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKhEzoE-E5Vy-PgDyaXyPGl8WmdYDAutzd0IOl_pbt3uTk4yimFLtYrj6XqrVEOzE0snLthnh5teEdOh3CRIvqqK2ojmaxn87lURZhBnSQvf3UWu-dxuNvPS8QHTxsZOEjBerDrt98p5cA/s1600/DSCF1144.JPG"><span style="font-size:85%;"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 300px; CURSOR: pointer" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5544571614337735362" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhKhEzoE-E5Vy-PgDyaXyPGl8WmdYDAutzd0IOl_pbt3uTk4yimFLtYrj6XqrVEOzE0snLthnh5teEdOh3CRIvqqK2ojmaxn87lURZhBnSQvf3UWu-dxuNvPS8QHTxsZOEjBerDrt98p5cA/s400/DSCF1144.JPG" /></span></a><br /><div><span style="font-size:85%;">Hey everyone, I'm met with something of a dilemma today. I've been to two amazing places this week and I want to tell you all about both of them, but do I bore you all stupid and write them as one post, or should I save your weary eyes and separate them into two? I think I'll just start writing and see what happens, either way, it's going to be pretty epic! I tell you what, I put in lots of pictures so you don't get too overwhelmed with text- deal?<br /><br /></span></div><span style="font-size:85%;">On Monday, Jonas and I finally managed to escape the gunfire and cockroaches of Lahad Datu and set off for Danum Valley. Now Danum is a pretty exclusive place to get into. You can either spend an absolute fortune and stay in the swanky 'Borneo Rainforest Lodge', or you can be traveling around with an ecologist and sweet-talk your way into staying at the research facility... I know, pretty shameless, but you meet the best people by going for the less luxurious options and if it means having to put up with a preying mantis in your dorm room and a giant monitor lizard sunning itself on the veranda, then that's a compromise I'm more than willing to make! </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /></span><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZsn1ot-NsHLEmWsyc_HJmfXAOME9Nha_m9t0Ji9Fn_c-T7TIwydGYcNmNe1yjJ8Vl30xuKdEriUbSmSbUN2cxyg8kT4KZEnBBDsl4v4SCmlvOJmipZ2gCWphVkp8PymmVdBbRKPdzZI1L/s1600/DSCF1254.JPG"><span style="font-size:85%;"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 300px; CURSOR: pointer" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5544572980809169250" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiZsn1ot-NsHLEmWsyc_HJmfXAOME9Nha_m9t0Ji9Fn_c-T7TIwydGYcNmNe1yjJ8Vl30xuKdEriUbSmSbUN2cxyg8kT4KZEnBBDsl4v4SCmlvOJmipZ2gCWphVkp8PymmVdBbRKPdzZI1L/s400/DSCF1254.JPG" /></span></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><br />I simply don't know how to tell you about Danum Valley without sounding like a blithering moron. So apologies to you all if you think I'm over romanticising, but seriously, where else in the world can you sit on a veranda eating breakfast, whilst watching wild gibbons and red leaf monkeys caper about in the trees right in front of you?! I simply cannot tell you how beautiful this place is. There's very limited access to this area of forest so you hardly ever bump into anyone else, unless you come across an earnest researcher or assistant, all kitted out in their bright green leech-proof socks. The only way that you can get there is by booking well in advance and arranging a van to come and pick you up from Lahad Datu. The drive is two and a half hours of extremely bumpy track, through a security check point and down into the valley.<br /><br />These little vans are hilarious, as well as being pretty hot and uncomfortable. They are essentially small, rickety minibuses and the public ones will only leave for their destination once they have found enough passengers to completely fill it. This can mean waiting for hours at bus stations waiting for one more body to be squeezed in. The drivers all seem to be pretty lax about getting to their destinations too, quite often taking long detours to pick up their shopping or drop something off at a friend's house. Even this private van from Danum, containing three tiny women and two men, all with small children, as well as Jonas and myself with our giant bags, stopped a couple of times to pick up fried bananas from a roadside shack.<br /><br />We arrived in complete darkness and so only had time to sign in and drop our bags off at our dorms before heading off to supper with only our torches to guide us and giving us only a very vague idea of our surroundings. That first evening we sat with a very charming Phd student from Kuala Lumpur. The lovely Benny is currently looking at the sizes of the pockets of forest that have been left by the palm oil plantations in Sabah. I didn't quite grasp exactly how it all tallies up, but basically he is planting clusters of saplings in designated areas. These areas are in the plantations themselves as well as in both primary and secondary sections of forest. He is painstakingly measuring each sapling and checking its progress as well as replanting those that get trampled by elephants (he seemed rather put out about the elephants!). The idea is to find out how large each pocket of forest has to be in order to sustain a working ecosystem. He has a friend who is also looking at how far apart they can be in order to allow species to migrate between them, allowing for a richer gene pool. Sorry, all that sounds a bit heavy, but the upshot is that Benny's research is going to be a part of a larger project which will be taken to the Malaysian government, providing real statistics for maintaining the rainforest and hopefully allowing some of the land to be reclaimed from the plantations. It was amazing to speak to someone who isn't simply bemoaning the future of the Bornean rainforest, but is actually doing something positive to improve its prospects.<br /><br />Benny wasn't the only interesting companion that we met at dinner. We spent the next evening at the same table as Martin (I think that was his name, he never really introduced himself, and then it got to that awkward point when I could no longer ask him what it was), a fellow Brit and wildlife cameraman who now specialises in erecting platforms so that other photographers can take pictures in the canopy. He was in Danum trying to locate a fruiting fig tree for a photographer who was arriving on Thursday wanting to film- imagine having that as your job! I met the illusive photographer, Tim Flach on Friday morning at breakfast, just before I had to leave. Poor Martin was looking a little harassed. His job was not only to set up the platform for the uber arty Mr Flach, but to teach him how to climb. I've never met anyone who looked so out of place in the wilderness as this photographer- a tall, pale, spindly man with a drawling Etonian accent. Apparently all of his previous work has been studio based and then heavily edited with photoshop, I don't think that he has any idea what he's let himself in for. I wish I'd been able to speak to Martin on Friday evening to find out how the climbing lesson had gone and I would have paid good money to have been there to watch his attempts to scale the fig.<br /><br />Martin also confirmed a story that Sudi had told me on the Kinabatangan. There is a plant in the rainforest, called the Strangler Fig. A bird or mammal deposits the seed of the fig into the canopy of another tree. The seed germinates right up in the branches and very slowly, it's roots creep down the host tree to the ground, becoming thicker and stronger all the time. Eventually the host tree dies, unable to get enough light and nutrients and crumbles to dust, leaving the hollow lattice column of the fig which provides shelter and sustenance for a huge range of mammals, birds and insects. Sudi told us that the Orang Sungai believe that these hollow trees also house forest spirits. People do their best not to cut these trees down, since they are absolutely no use as timber. If they do have to fell them, to make way for a road or plantation, they first have to kill a chicken and create a ring of blood around the base. I was dubious about this story, never quite knowing if these guys are making things up to fool the gullible tourists, but Martin told me that he once asked a local village if he could climb a strangler fig and they insisted on killing a chicken first and spraying the trunk with blood.<br /><br /></span><div></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjq-75pGcekPNzm-_nhffy16hQg0InOkc2vnDUpxOA2mfHqUlXfHh7-RBuvJLutexHYQGl-bsalLMJOsVUDQAOK8HWGyOF2ZHm-q3GF-FFhrthMndJOcy8o5hibcb-F7ltv2kv9d-f5D7rC/s1600/DSCF1298.JPG"><span style="font-size:85%;"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 300px; CURSOR: pointer" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5544574493197890722" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjq-75pGcekPNzm-_nhffy16hQg0InOkc2vnDUpxOA2mfHqUlXfHh7-RBuvJLutexHYQGl-bsalLMJOsVUDQAOK8HWGyOF2ZHm-q3GF-FFhrthMndJOcy8o5hibcb-F7ltv2kv9d-f5D7rC/s400/DSCF1298.JPG" /></span></a><br /><p><span style="font-size:85%;">There is a fruiting fig tree at Danum Valley, which stands at the far end of a wooden-slatted suspension bridge. This bridge, spanning the river, acts as a gateway between the calm scattering of buildings that make up the research facility and the wild, untamed rainforest beyond, with the fig tree forming an archway into the forest beyond. Crossing the bridge, you are very aware that you are entering another world, one filled with clouded leopard, tarzirs, elephants and countless others, with their tiny, vampyric guardians to keep out unwary trespassers. One evening, at dusk, I walked across the bridge and sat on the walkway just beneath where the fig tree overhangs the bridge, watching the silhouettes of flying foxes and other, smaller bats whirl about catching insects. The afternoon's thunderstorm had moved to the north, with intermittend strobes of lightning still filling the sky with light. Night falls extremely quickly here, but though the sun was down, I could see the silhouettes of the owls flying about by the light of the full moon and when the lightning wasn't flashing, the fireflies showed off shamelessly. As I sat there beneath the branches, figs fell around me, hitting the planks with dull thumps that were just audible amid the sound of the cicadas, crickets and all the other weird, melodic noises of the jungle at night.</span></p><p><span style="font-size:85%;">See, I told you you'd think I was over romanticising, but honestly, I fell in love with Danum Valley. I may not have seen as many animals as at the Kinabatangan (which was amazing too!), but here I was left to my own devices and able to spend all the time I wanted just walking around the forest, watching and listening . We did a couple of treks with the guides, where I fell foul of the leeches (one got on my belly, I have no idea how it got there, but I managed to catch it before it drew blood. They are rank), and these were well worth the money we spent, but it was good to be allowed to do my own thing too. On our last night, Jonas and I hooked up with a brilliant Australian couple, Breeze and Daniel (hi guys if you're reading this!) and went for a night drive. This meant hopping into the flat bed of an open backed landrover, with the spotters sitting on the driver's cab manning the floodlights. We saw a couple of palm civets, which I've wanted to see since I got here. They look a bit like pointy faced polecats. We also saw a sleeping eagle on a branch just above us and a beautiful, tiny brown wood owl who pierced us with his steely glare. Sadly no elephants though, despite all the evidence that they had been about. I need to steel Jonas' pics as my pesky camera can't cope with the zooming requirements, but will be uploading them as soon as I can.</span></p><p><span style="font-size:85%;">So yes, Danum Valley more than lived up to expectations and I was very reluctant to leave. I think I'll leave reports of the next leg of my journey until next time, I'm writing this in an internet cafe in Kota Kinabalu and my time is nearly up. Hopefully I should get some time over the next couple of days to catch up, so stay tuned for the next thrilling installment. It features snorkling, snappers and sunburn!</span></p><p><span style="font-size:85%;">Much love to you all and thanks for the messages, keep em coming! xxx</span></p>Jennie Vallishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07021741899982892368noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8461313963647233008.post-39910506588822906062010-11-21T02:28:00.022+00:002010-11-21T11:35:38.755+00:00A whole host of beasties<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhAsmdidcrssDG5_DyyjaP_lHm5jwCnvZmr3chsLL-fMHxc71iDANReNUaS2b0aXXiQz_x_jBHFc2CYZqkUCQPePiFl7q_FXHY0vGmdBOpIoVDdoCOzB33SfY-Ky0ZlQCrDvxKYdJrPKaxs/s1600/DSCF1115.JPG"><span style="font-size:85%;"><img style="TEXT-ALIGN: center; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; DISPLAY: block; HEIGHT: 300px; CURSOR: hand" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5541828761918526658" border="0" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhAsmdidcrssDG5_DyyjaP_lHm5jwCnvZmr3chsLL-fMHxc71iDANReNUaS2b0aXXiQz_x_jBHFc2CYZqkUCQPePiFl7q_FXHY0vGmdBOpIoVDdoCOzB33SfY-Ky0ZlQCrDvxKYdJrPKaxs/s400/DSCF1115.JPG" /></span></a><span style="font-size:85%;"><br /><br /></span><div><span style="font-size:85%;">Hey there everyone, me again! I'm back from Sukau on the banks of the Kinabatangan, where I spent the last four days, and boy was I sad to leave. It was the most relaxed place I've been since coming to Borneo, getting up at 5am to go out on the boat and watch all the animals waking up, off again at 4pm to see them getting ready to go to bed, then out with the flash lights at 8.30 to spotlight for crocodiles and owls. The Kinabatangan is unbelievably rich in wildlife, mainly because of the vast tracts of palm oil plantations that run from K.K to Sandakan and beyond, trapping the animals in an ever diminishing area bordering the river. It does mean though that in the space of four days, I have seen the following animals:</span><br /></div><ul><li><span style="font-size:85%;">Fish eagles</span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;">Storm Cranes</span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;">Kingfishers (there are 11 types of Kingfisher in Borneo, the one that appears most often in our boat rides has been the primary coloured Stork-billed Kingfisher- it looks as though it's been coloured in by a child with access to a very limited palette. It has a bright yellow face and body, blue wings and a vibrant red beak.)</span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;">Long tailed makaks (lots!)</span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;">Pig tailed makaks (evil)</span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;">Green Viper</span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;">Yellow and black snake- I can't for the life of me remember it's name, but it lives in trees and can kill a monkey!</span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;">Hornbills- lots and lots, Oriental pied, white crowned and rhinoceros to name but a few.</span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;">One very large saltwater crocodile, I'm guessing at around 7 foot- it was almost as long as our boat!</span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;">Lots of baby crocodiles</span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;">Water monitor lizard</span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;">Wild boar</span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;">Bornean gibbon (just hanging out in the trees next to our hostel!)</span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;">Lots and lots of proboscis monkeys.</span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;">Water buffalo,</span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;">Buffy Fish owl</span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;">Paradise viper</span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;">Black naped monarch</span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;">Fly catcher</span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;">Red breasted malkoha</span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;">Pygmy squirrel</span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;">Black squirrel</span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;">Long tailed parakeet</span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;">Ashey taylor bird</span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;">A beautiful slow loris- the first they've seen all year. He came out onto a branch on our last night and sat eating fruit for a full 10 minutes in full view of our boat.</span></li><li><span style="font-size:85%;">6 wild orangutan (incredible, there are no words!), three mothers with their babies. </span></li></ul><p><span style="font-size:85%;">Unfortunately my camera is pretty rubbish and doesn't quite have the zooming capacity to quite capture the majesty of the creatures that I have seen- if you want a slightly burred image of a distant slow loris though, I'm your gal!</span><br /></p><p><span style="font-size:85%;">The other benefit of staying at the Greenview lodge in Sakau was that we met some very interesting people, and Jonas and I didn't have to resort to killing each other- it can get quite stressful only speaking to one person for days on end and I'm pretty sure he feels the same. On our second day at the lodge, the driver Annie (a remarkable woman herself- a divorced muslim who managed to escape her violent husband by providing her mosque with evidence of 3 separate beating incidents. She now has a girlfriend, which is completely illegal in Borneo and she and her 5 children are all very happy with their new life.) brought 4 Australians with her. There were a pair of sisters, just back from a trip to Bolivia and a brilliant couple, Megan and Conrad who are both doctors of biology and so the perfect people to have with you when looking for beasts. They've given me a map of where to see tarzirs at Danum Valley, our next destination. I am going to miss them, they were fantastic company and Conrad can take full credit for the incredible slow loris sighting.</span></p><p><span style="font-size:85%;">We left Sakau yesterday and reluctantly came to Lahad Datu. The less I say about this town the better- my mum will be reading this after all and I don't want to alarm her. We have to stay here because the people from Danum Valley will be picking us up from the local airport tomorrow, but it is definitely the worst place I've stayed in so far and I can't wait to be back in the jungle. I'm finding the muslim culture here in east Sabah very difficult, not because the people are unpleasant, far from it, but because as a woman I'm not consulted about anything. Even at the lodge everyone assumed that Jonas was my husband or boyfriend and so any decisions or questions were put to him, without any interest in my opinion. Generally I like to think of myself as being pretty independent and this lack of control is proving quite hard for me to deal with. Still, I just grit my teeth, sit back and let them get on with it.</span><br /></p><p><span style="font-size:85%;">Right, enough of this, I shall leave you all with a precautionary tale that our guide Jodi told us on one of our treks. Enjoy!</span><br /></p><p><span style="font-size:85%;"></span></p><br /><p align="center"><strong><u><span style="font-size:85%;">The very rude Italian</span></u></strong><br /></p><p align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;">One of the guests at the Greenview lodge, on the banks of the Kinabatangan river, was causing trouble. He refused to speak to the other guests, preferring to sit by himself in a far corner and when it came to dinner time he barged the rest of the patrons out of his way in order to get to the buffet first. </span></p><p align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;">By the time for the early morning trek came around, Jodi, the other guides and all of the guests were thoroughly sick of this rude Italian. </span><br /></p><p align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;">Now the pathway through the forest is extremely muddy and so the lodge provide wellington boots for all of the guests to wear before setting out. The rude Italian flatly refused the offer of these garments, choosing instead to stick to his wholly unsuitable (and very expensive) shoes. </span><br /></p><p align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;">The boat ride over to the start of the trail was a fairly long and uncomfortable one, with the rude Italian sitting at the very front, trying to get the best view. As they alighted on shore, Jodi tried to give them all a quick briefing on leeches, which are rife in that area of the forest. The rude Italian, instead of listening to Jodi's words of warning, strode off into the trees alone, his beautiful suit hanging loosely and his ankles bereft of protection</span></p><p align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;">Five minutes later, the group heard a shout from behind a tree. A few seconds later, out of the undergrowth came the rude Italian, crying like a 3 year old and waving madly at his crotch. In the full view of the half dozen bemused trekkers, the Italian took off his trousers and crisp boxer shorts to reveal (in Jodi's exact words- you can imagine the hand movements) 'on his little leech, there were stuck two new leeches, with two more tucked in underneath'. The unwitting spectators just stared as the rude Italian leapt about, trying to get Jodi to remove his tormentors. Jodi of course, flatly refused. </span></p><p align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;">"But how do I get them off?!" Wailed the rude Italian.</span></p><p align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;">Jodi shrugged, " You could try mosquito spray" he suggested.</span></p><p align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;">"Eugh no!" cried the rude Italian, haughtily "I can't stand the smell of that foul stuff. I wont allow it near my skin". </span></p><p align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;">So Jodie just laughed and told the offensive man that he would have to wait for the leeches to finish feeding and that they would just drop off by themselves. </span></p><p align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;">It took around a quarter of an hour, during which time the rude Italian attempted to hide his modesty behind a tree, whilst the mosquitos happily feasted away on his conscientiously unprotected bottom. The rest of the group meanwhile were having a fantastic time, watching the unfortunate fate of their unpleasant companion. </span></p><p align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;">Now you may not know; the rude Italian certainly didn't, for he had failed to listen to a single word of Jodi's excellent briefing, but leeches secreat an anti-coagulant before they start to drain their victim's blood. So although his leeches had dropped, sated to the forest floor, the wounds that they had left upon his genitals now began to bleed profusely. He simply stood there, aghast. Jodi asked him to put his clothes back on so that they could continue their walk, but the man refused. The clothes that he had worn were far too expensive, he said, to be ruined by splattering (or soaking) them in blood. </span></p><p align="left"><span style="font-size:85%;">So the rude Italian, still naked from the waist down (bar his beautiful shoes of course) sat back in the boat, still bleeding quite freely, for the full hour that it took to get back to the jetty. The other guests sat behind trying desperately not to laugh themselves silly at the stupid man's expense. </span></p><br /><br />Good night everyone, much love to you all xxxJennie Vallishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07021741899982892368noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8461313963647233008.post-32331695072982230322010-11-16T11:48:00.018+00:002010-11-16T14:14:51.856+00:00The next thrilling installment- in which our hero finally encounters pongo pygmaeus and falls helplessly in love<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-XZNl9vDyJkwSnCUEM6CpM0ePWM6ubq2KylaW2UlzoxpfrnAxYQlD0zRZlxk5ZuWWrC73iRTEqtcHr_vYnfz4iIsAfuGMRAbxhnml7YUfqSfiyYxv50Nu-5j_zXnVVnVbtY9PhMIdAoHB/s1600/DSCF0594.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEh-XZNl9vDyJkwSnCUEM6CpM0ePWM6ubq2KylaW2UlzoxpfrnAxYQlD0zRZlxk5ZuWWrC73iRTEqtcHr_vYnfz4iIsAfuGMRAbxhnml7YUfqSfiyYxv50Nu-5j_zXnVVnVbtY9PhMIdAoHB/s400/DSCF0594.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5540126061858848322" border="0" /></a><br /><div>Anyone want to buy a puppy? Or maybe a persian kitten? Only midly baked in the 40 degree heat of the full Malaysian sun. What's that? No, he's only sleeping, he's very happy really. We're not going to give them any water though, because then they'll only wee everywhere. How about a tortoise- we've got a bucket full, or a rabbit? No? </div><br /><div> </div>Such was the scene in which I found myself on Sunday morning in Kota Kinabalu. Anna had sadly left us for Kuching and Tristan had already planned ahead and gone on to KK straight from Mulu. Jonas had planned on going to the Kelabit Highlands, but couldn't get a ticket, so decided to join me for an evening flight to KK. Have you ever flown in a small, propeller plane through a tropical thunderstorm? It's quite, um... interesting- particularly when you have a rather annoying German humming the theme to Indiana Jones to himself in the seat next to you!<br /><div><br />Kota Kinabalu is market crazy- in fact apparently it holds the largest Malaysian market in the world, and I can well believe that. In addition to the Sunday market that runs throughout the centre of town, there's a daily sprawl of stalls stretching down all along the sea wall. At around 2 o'clock when the boats come back with their haul, the stalls explode with everyone trying to get their own catch out first. I saw whole tuna being expertly butchered, a single fish taking up an entire stand with the head stood up, holding the tail in it's mouth. We ate red snapper, squid and weird looking seaweed straight from the sea, cooked with chilli oil on a flaming bbq and served with rice and mango. We ate with our fingers and boy did we enjoy it! Even Jonas' bottomless stomach was finally satisfied. One thing though, it was served on plates that had been sealed inside plastic bags, so that they can be reused without the bother of washing them! This is how things work here, plastic bags come with everything, even when you say you don't need one, fruit is handed over in individual ones (sometimes in two- and a polystyrene net case for pears!).<br /><br />At least in KK there are level crossings so you can walk safely across the road- there were none at all in Miri, because in the towns, the people simply don't walk anywhere. They stare at me with my bright red face, sweating away in the sun as they sit in their air conditioned cars going from their air conditioned houses to their air conditioned malls. When the women do have to go outside, most of them sheild themselves from the sun with an umbrella. Mrs Lee was telling me that she has a friend who carries an umbrella even when she puts her washing out to dry. In KK we can see why. Here our hostel (the usual- geckos climbing the bathroom walls, cats in varying stages of arousal or pregnancy, dorm rooms with 3 sets of bunk beds, jammed so closely together in the boxlike room that only one person can stand up at a time...) has a television in the common room. This is the first TV I've seen for over a week and all of the ads are for skin whitening creams, featuring the palest humans I've ever seen, and trust me, I myself am practically see-through! The presenters too have a complexion of which any vampire would be proud- a stark and ridiculous contrast to their mahogannied, western counterparts.<br /><br />All in all, I think I've had enough of cities for now, the filth and the noise (yes, Lady GaGa <span style="font-style: italic;">does</span> get everywhere) not to mention the smell, is starting to get to me, so Jonas and I decide to take a bus and head off to Sandakan.<br /><br />Now Sandakan itself is pretty non-descript, lots and lots of people; although tomorrow is the Malaysian new year, so the crowds may be due to that rather than the town's general popularity. The streets are filled with stall-like shops selling intriguing knock-offs. 'BlueBerry' anyone?! The reason that I wanted to come here though, is that it is a bus journey away from the Sepilock Orangutan sanctuary.<br /><br />Why do people come to Borneo? It has some of the best diving in the world, one of the most diverse ecosystems on the planet, home to proboscis monkeys, Elephant and Rhino. And of course to the orangutan. I've dreamed of seeing these amazing creatures ever since I was a teeny tiny girl and they are the reason I am here in Malaysia. Jonas kept telling me that I was being stupid and that I might as well go and see them in a zoo as go to the feeding platform at Sepilok- but that's where he's wrong. These animals are all orphans, mainly from the palm plantations but occasionally their mothers have been killed for bushmeat and the babies kept as pets. They have been rescued and are brought to the sanctuary to begin their rehabilitation. This process takes around 8-10 years, with the older ones returning to the feeding platform as and when they please. The rehabilitation centre itself is not open to visitor, since any diseases that humans are carrying can be passed onto the vulnerable babies. But you can see them at the feeding platform, twice a day, vieing with the pesky makaks for the choice bananas. Seeing them so close, as relaxed as can be, you almost forget how bad things are looking for their species. I really really hope to see them in the wild, maybe on the Kinumatangan, or south in Bako.<br /><br />The feeding frenzy over and the over-confident Makaks that lined the walkway successfully negotiated, I was waiting for Jonas in a large, secluded bandstand-like hut. In walks a young orangutan. Just like that, out of the blue. I was sitting on a step at the entrance and he came and sat next to me, before brushing past my shoulder and walking lazily up to the trees at the side.<br /><br />I literally couldn't move. I have been fascinated by these animals for years, but having now looked one in it's soulful, intelligent eyes, I know that I am smitten, and always will be.<br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7sQDb2JD_MoVyBuSfpnfSEocObFkHuAWO-R8Ud4JPp2RIVPxxFk8PddDLkSlxIPlW6M1JbCgFdT72Xd6vwvG2yQJYOf1F0nL-Hku1zj7ZKXZioWUcK04mvLvAVb3aA2N_sv-gCm_Yl0BN/s1600/DSCF0817.JPG"><img style="display: block; margin: 0px auto 10px; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 396px; height: 297px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi7sQDb2JD_MoVyBuSfpnfSEocObFkHuAWO-R8Ud4JPp2RIVPxxFk8PddDLkSlxIPlW6M1JbCgFdT72Xd6vwvG2yQJYOf1F0nL-Hku1zj7ZKXZioWUcK04mvLvAVb3aA2N_sv-gCm_Yl0BN/s400/DSCF0817.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5540128223971382418" border="0" /></a><br /><br /><br /></div>Jennie Vallishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07021741899982892368noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8461313963647233008.post-52800647863542904872010-11-12T09:50:00.021+00:002010-12-03T01:17:18.323+00:00Hello London, this is Miri, come in London...<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEisqUsgqsLdcUWJsVmuxab86GpYtD-YoFuEk2wH4LIhMTq8WqdAUA_TWPzumFfXbMv5nhfAM4tZ-U3FG0lgFRV0LdRS8UxiVW39yKazCT29mvBsiQecH6Bimn5BFBEqqxlBGnimcCys72OA/s1600/Outside+deer+cave.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEisqUsgqsLdcUWJsVmuxab86GpYtD-YoFuEk2wH4LIhMTq8WqdAUA_TWPzumFfXbMv5nhfAM4tZ-U3FG0lgFRV0LdRS8UxiVW39yKazCT29mvBsiQecH6Bimn5BFBEqqxlBGnimcCys72OA/s400/Outside+deer+cave.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5538604992219416290" border="0" /></a><span style="font-size:85%;">This is pretty impressive, is it not? - I'm about 7000 miles from home and can still annoy you all with my witterings. Though to be honest, I'm finding it a little difficult to decide what to tell you, there's just so much that I've seen and done already (plus there is a giant German ecologist talking on his phone in the background and it's very distracting- pipe down Jonas I'm trying to concentrate!)<br /><br />It's been a whole week since I arrived in Sarawak, and I still haven't quite worked out how I ended up here. Borneo is a place that I have always wanted to visit and if the past week is any indication, I don't think I'm going to be disappointed. The original plan had been to go out with a group and do some voluntary conservation-style work for six weeks, before heading out on my own. Devastatingly though, about four days before I was due to leave that all fell through, and so I was left with the choice of either not going at all and losing all the money that I had put into the trip, or getting on the flight and finding my own way around. Of course I chose the latter and so set off with my backpack, a copy of the Lonely Planet (thank you Julia!!) and no small amount of trepidation.<br /><br />I finally got to Miri after an epic twentyfourish hours of traveling (the bus journey from Miri airport took almost 5 hours in itself, what with having to wait for the drivers to turn up etc. Still, I managed to kill some time chatting to the incredulous locals, who simply couldn't believe that I had come here on my own. One lady told me that she lives in Kuching with her husband and six children, but her employer made her relocate to Miri earlier this year and so now she works here and only goes home to her family once a fortnight, traveling for ten hours by bus to get there.)<br /><br />I had planned on staying at the hostel I'd booked in Miri for a couple of days, in order to acclimatise myself to this new world and work out what to do next. Of course this didn't happen. There was another girl staying in the dorm with me and she'd been looking for someone to go to Mulu with her. In my exhausted and overheated state I agreed to accompany her and before I knew it, she and Mrs Lee (the owner of the hostel) had booked me on a flight at 8.30 the next morning and Anna and I were heading off to buy provisions from the local supermarket.<br /><br />I am so lucky to have bumped into Anna so early on in my trip. She is a communications officer in the Australian army and so knows quite a lot about living out of a rucksack in the wilderness. She can also speak Malay, which is pretty useful since, although almost everyone here speaks English fluently, in some of the more remote places communication can be a bit hit and miss. I feel like such a rookie by comparison, but Anna was incredibly patient with my incompetent bumbling and gave me the perfect introduction to life in Malaysia. Well, I say perfect, more like throwing myself straight in at the deep end with no idea how to swim.<br /><br />Whilst waiting at the airport for our flight to Mulu, Anna and I met two guys going the same way. Belgium-born Tristan and the large German, Jonas. Together the four of us made our way from dorm to campsite to longhouse, traveling by plane, boat and very dodgy van from Mulu to Limbang, meeting all sorts of interesting people along the way.<br /><br /><br /><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcc2QHn5OwXS5FSbIPzWRNupOOQd6Ak_8GFB5Lvo6SkwUkV-pRHgplBJ9nyy_SIjejISNadAh6CTmvwBvL2vkpNDubijwALYKg4Ml_k2TS3heHmuOsWlcpve9u7mlX4nI2uKzxPDJczc-6/s1600/Deer+cave.JPG"><img style="margin: 0px auto 10px; display: block; text-align: center; cursor: pointer; width: 400px; height: 300px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhcc2QHn5OwXS5FSbIPzWRNupOOQd6Ak_8GFB5Lvo6SkwUkV-pRHgplBJ9nyy_SIjejISNadAh6CTmvwBvL2vkpNDubijwALYKg4Ml_k2TS3heHmuOsWlcpve9u7mlX4nI2uKzxPDJczc-6/s400/Deer+cave.JPG" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5538604231414442786" border="0" /></a></span><span style="font-size:85%;">Of all the things that I've seen so far, the bats at Deer Cave in Mulu National Park was probably the most spectacular. David Attenborough mentions this daily exodus of 3 million winged beasts in his <a style="color: rgb(255, 0, 0);" href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VMJm7mcSLB4">Planet Earth series</a> and I cannot tell you how incredible it was to witness in real life. The main cavern itself is unbelievably huge. The picture above doesn't really show the scale very well, but I'm using this one because (as well as being pretty pleased with it) it clearly shows the dark patches on the roof that look a bit like moss, but which are actually thousands upon thousands of bats. </span><br /><span style="font-size:85%;"><br />I far prefer wandering through the jungle to spending time in the city, at the moment at least. Although after five days of continuous walking and sweating we were all getting pretty ripe and the luxury of a warm shower and a washing machine cannot be dismissed. It's strange here, they add sugar to pretty much everything. Apparently diabetes is becoming a serious problem, not altogether unsurprising when they add condensed milk to tea and then add extra sugar. Bleugh! I think I've finally worked out how to order black tea without sugar, but it's been a lot of trial and error. There's also an odd, slightly unpleasant smell that seems to permeate everything, at first I thought it was my hiking trousers (they were pretty grim by the end) but now that they're clean, the smell is still there, so I think it must be the city rather than me!<br /><br />There is another shadow that falls upon everything here and of which you are constantly aware- the palm oil plantations. As we flew to Mulu I got my first sighting of this devastating industry. In the middle of stunning forest there were swathes of perfectly straight grid lines cut harshly into the land, rows and rows and rows, extending off as far as the eye could see. Whilst we were staying at 'Camp 5'; a campsite set beside a river, between two mountains in the Mulu National Park, we spoke to the Ranger Ishmael about the plantations. Ishmael is Penan, a peaceful, nomadic tribe who've lived in the forest for thousands of years, and he told us that the government of Sarawak have been forcibly buying up land and relocating people in order to make way for the palm oil. Ishmael went to court to try and stop his people's land being taken, but he is unable to read or write. The English he has, he learned from guiding tourists and he simply doesn't know what the law is or how it works. He said that his lawyer told them not to say anything, so they obeyed and lost the case.<br />He believes that the forest doesn't just belong to his people, or even to Malaysia, but to the whole world and he knows that he is powerless to save it. The look of despair in his usually cheerful face was beyond upsetting as he asked us for guidance. Ishmael needs someone to tell him what to do because at the moment, the prediction is that in less than twenty years all of the rain forest in Sarawak will have gone forever.<br /><br />I don't want to end this first post on such a sombre note, but this is one of the major reasons that I decided to come here, to find out about the plantations and how the local people feel about it. It seems that those living in the cities never leave them, I spoke to a lady today who has never been to Brunei or to Mulu, but lived in Miri all her life. She once went to Kota Kinabalu, but that's as far as she's been. The contrast between those living in the forest and the city dwellers couldn't be more stark.<br /><br /><br />Anywho, it's getting late and I have rambled for far too long. Tomorrow evening Jonas and I head off to Kota Kinabalu (or KK as it's known- see I'm getting the hang of this traveling lingo!) in Sabah, where hopefully I should be able to see some exciting beasts!<br /><br /><br />Will write again when I can, over and out xxx<br /></span>Jennie Vallishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07021741899982892368noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8461313963647233008.post-34755193567467407202010-11-02T14:58:00.002+00:002010-11-02T16:25:43.283+00:00Once more into the mix dear friends, once more<div><br /></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_-4rtHoRYJ2O6dyxF2-gHgyJkHLvIDXrk-CGNkPEbLZXbGhym4gIXHqxRks1vuKLeUyqJLdvIt6-DeesI9HRPqZYNxHhpH0DXAKEQ8iF20wDjCmCrfvo1O8hkq82aH53sYR4fpB257jPu/s1600/MIxtape4.jpg" style="text-decoration: none;"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 206px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEi_-4rtHoRYJ2O6dyxF2-gHgyJkHLvIDXrk-CGNkPEbLZXbGhym4gIXHqxRks1vuKLeUyqJLdvIt6-DeesI9HRPqZYNxHhpH0DXAKEQ8iF20wDjCmCrfvo1O8hkq82aH53sYR4fpB257jPu/s400/MIxtape4.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5534967282564310274" /></a><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">How is it November already? October seems to have flashed by in a blur, along with the mixtape deadline. In the last fortnight I've left my job, moved house and said an awful lot of goodbyes. This hasn't left me with much time for mixtape making so poor Piers has had to wait an age for this beaut. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">As you can probably tell from this month's theme (and also from my going on and on and on about it) I'm disappearing off for a little while. My flight leaves for Miri on Friday and so for the next couple of months I'm going to be bumming around Borneo and trying to avoid being eaten by snakes. </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: small;">This blog may start to look a bit different over the next couple of weeks, I'm planning on keeping it up to date with my adventures and I'll be taking my sketchbook of course, so I'll be boring you all silly with sob stories about leeches and mosquitos. I'm going to be all on my own, so please feel free to leave motivational/abusive comments on here, I'll pick them up and reply when I can. I've never done anything like this before so am freaking out quite a lot just now. See you in Malaysia! xxx</span></div>Jennie Vallishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07021741899982892368noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8461313963647233008.post-89801165675406240292010-09-27T23:01:00.021+01:002010-09-30T13:52:11.346+01:00Sketchbook nonsense<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjn65BpAAmx9ZUTebCVg4pWkTBSCdn1zkR7eSiqBvW6tygdZdxwdsxgL87mOnyvTrBH9heC5av08Bs2kcPV487h_S9jRUOKa7hUS3O89k12VroOJhl79MoSXXyExswSM3TrombGKK4eA4Tm/s1600/jvallis-morrismen.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5521720614989497026" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 246px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjn65BpAAmx9ZUTebCVg4pWkTBSCdn1zkR7eSiqBvW6tygdZdxwdsxgL87mOnyvTrBH9heC5av08Bs2kcPV487h_S9jRUOKa7hUS3O89k12VroOJhl79MoSXXyExswSM3TrombGKK4eA4Tm/s320/jvallis-morrismen.jpg" border="0" /></a>I'm having a minor crisis in the drawing department, so I thought I'd dig out some uni work for inspiration. (The rubbings were taken from pieces made using an acid bath and sheet metal- the same process as an etching plate, only I let the acid eat through the metal until only the fragile objects remained. I have the original plates somewhere- I might dig them out and take photos, they're pretty <a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTD01xdudKfghOxW2pZTE7O-hkgYX41Ce-3l-XWpraEKadNT8-rzVfP2hjL3yG13YDf0sZUk5vc4wr_iQD1y_tb-yXzZfyDYg-h5EwgpGzsiP9YcWdrw1OIyJr0VBSE3V4CTMCCyNNEK3M/s1600/jvallisforks.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5521718613533663362" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 286px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 320px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjTD01xdudKfghOxW2pZTE7O-hkgYX41Ce-3l-XWpraEKadNT8-rzVfP2hjL3yG13YDf0sZUk5vc4wr_iQD1y_tb-yXzZfyDYg-h5EwgpGzsiP9YcWdrw1OIyJr0VBSE3V4CTMCCyNNEK3M/s320/jvallisforks.jpg" border="0" /></a>strange).<br /><br /><br /><br /><br /><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><br /></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><br /></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><br /></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><br /></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><br /></div><div style="TEXT-ALIGN: center"><br /><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5521719336245160194" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 320px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 295px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiXSZHvEIZikdyeYE86MQALdlVzTsajQPzOxGas2WluBLIo24VFdXaUi1sDEx9iM7QdQ63xtOPhA7GAxGzMNb3oxwi26lFSd_bLpR6GGo1thyphenhyphenHkc8YLAzGkkt1gWlOJhC0qMHH6-Cl3fSWb/s320/Harpy.jpg" border="0" /></div>Jennie Vallishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07021741899982892368noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8461313963647233008.post-73468322549239673722010-09-24T00:51:00.003+01:002010-09-28T16:57:37.465+01:00Inspirational trees<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzhHmfjj96jBB1fqa5n0QlZBqyE0zVF6_ZEFE36mLO1rf29fxgQMc2udhG6yLS0B_rS7xbiYIhYi1WjfWVdWsEOQw2ec8cxQfwbu8mr9-H9aAOvC8BSM7E5w75EhEDbntNIZ5aDEm-1Y4L/s1600/Jennievallis+tree+quote.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5520261598067207186" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 291px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjzhHmfjj96jBB1fqa5n0QlZBqyE0zVF6_ZEFE36mLO1rf29fxgQMc2udhG6yLS0B_rS7xbiYIhYi1WjfWVdWsEOQw2ec8cxQfwbu8mr9-H9aAOvC8BSM7E5w75EhEDbntNIZ5aDEm-1Y4L/s400/Jennievallis+tree+quote.jpg" border="0" /></a><br /><p align="center"><span style="font-size:85%;color:#333333;">This is what I am giving my sister Pippa for her birthday. Hope she likes it!</span></p>Jennie Vallishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07021741899982892368noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8461313963647233008.post-77173711965166259082010-09-23T00:25:00.006+01:002010-09-23T00:57:29.475+01:00Is that a mixtape in your pocket, or are you just pleased to see me?<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiD-zXwPesB4GS5OGyv3Yc5JFBRIz3lm2kaXbLjpM3Si-_hfvoZkCyQq-g-G_4HOtJxyWHYteWsmF4qJaoUkSou5CJNfXP8qe5mfgkH_bOHjDLv4kg1QZrr7Isx9TgoJ37aB4zhUpRa4Iv9/s1600/Jennievallismixtape3.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 196px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiD-zXwPesB4GS5OGyv3Yc5JFBRIz3lm2kaXbLjpM3Si-_hfvoZkCyQq-g-G_4HOtJxyWHYteWsmF4qJaoUkSou5CJNfXP8qe5mfgkH_bOHjDLv4kg1QZrr7Isx9TgoJ37aB4zhUpRa4Iv9/s400/Jennievallismixtape3.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5519883318468751410" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#333333;">I know, I know, it's really late, but it's done and has been sent. Phew. I don't know what happened this month, I got all panicy having seen the </span><a href="http://www.flickr.com/groups/themixtapeproject/pool/"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#333333;">amazing tapes</span></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#333333;"> that other people have produced, they're getting increasingly impressive as the months go by. Seriously people, how am I supposed to compete? So I spent ages trying to produce an incredibly elaborate pop-up number, but in the end I decided to go back to the design I've been using since the beginning. I find the idea that they work as a series oddly satisfying, even if they may not have the same impact as some other pieces. </span><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#333333;"><br /></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#333333;">Oh and the odd pale colour in the image above is in fact an ever-tasteful fluorescent pink...mmmm, nice!</span></div>Jennie Vallishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07021741899982892368noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8461313963647233008.post-50668997376915645142010-09-20T11:03:00.008+01:002010-09-20T19:15:00.562+01:00Tis not yet the season...erm sorry about that<a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4A3wRFfL-W9-W2ULfY0jzFmwHzOF3vR_g8yKi2bEk8vkxB35HU3AiyKuRmG27wznPCZryqAWYxYUvHJq6flq8rjJfFFb00bvkqqZhhLRP9C7h5mY2gHwfWQ3TH_Lnmy9HOp1utsgWYEJk/s1600/christmas+card.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5517502668239634450" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 362px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 400px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEg4A3wRFfL-W9-W2ULfY0jzFmwHzOF3vR_g8yKi2bEk8vkxB35HU3AiyKuRmG27wznPCZryqAWYxYUvHJq6flq8rjJfFFb00bvkqqZhhLRP9C7h5mY2gHwfWQ3TH_Lnmy9HOp1utsgWYEJk/s400/christmas+card.jpg" border="0" /></a><span style="color:#666666;"><br /></span><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#666666;">Hey there lovely people. Sorry for the disgraceful lack of recent postings, I've been somewhat distracted with Hen-<span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0">do's</span> to organise and all sorts of boring but necessary tasks to complete before my excursion to the <span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1">Rainforest</span> (which is coming up really soon, I've got to get into training!). I have however, found enough time to add some more stock to my </span><a href="http://www.etsy.com/shop/jennievallis"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"><span style="color:#666666;"><span class="blsp-spelling-error" id="SPELLING_ERROR_2">Etsy</span> shop</span></span></a><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#666666;">. </span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#666666;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#666666;"></span></div><div></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#666666;">Yup, that's right, Christmas cards! </span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><br /><span style="color:#666666;"></span></span><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;"></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#666666;">I know, I know, I too hate the fact that all of the shops are already stocking all their glittery shite, despite it being only mid September. It makes me cringe when hearing Christmas carols pumped insessently through shop speakers everywhere once bonfire night is over. </span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#666666;"></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#666666;"></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#666666;">Thing is though, I'm disappearing off for six weeks in November (key Christmas selling time) and have decided therefore, that my shop needs to be fully stocked with festive goodies before my departure. I've managed to ensure that I am going to escape the majority of the hype this year- I don't think that there's too much carolling in the Malaysian wilderness, and so feel somehow less guilty about foisting such atrocities on you. </span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#666666;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#666666;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#666666;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#666666;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#666666;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#666666;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#666666;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#666666;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#666666;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#666666;"></span></div><div><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#666666;">So if you're one of those super-organised types and fancy a hand-cut card, or a high quality printed beaut for that special someone, just check out my </span><a href="http://www.etsy.com/shop/jennievallis"><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#666666;">shop</span></a><span style="font-family:trebuchet ms;color:#666666;">, you might find something you like. As for the rest of you I can only appologise, but you know it's only going to get worse.</span></div>Jennie Vallishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07021741899982892368noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8461313963647233008.post-70345191041422797642010-08-20T11:28:00.016+01:002010-08-21T01:57:07.844+01:00Emerging trees<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSo5fdnztn_z6SshIIbVuYaJgAm1USD4P4zG2p6scFRQ4mck1aXYsku7e9b6b8vfbvLiAhAm1pZ6HT6DUXMryd9EWHfUL2MIew8JXqD8YFoWYZKzSPpd9n-s55i9l9gSSpdzwCFeJOhi-A/s1600/DSCF9553.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 289px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEiSo5fdnztn_z6SshIIbVuYaJgAm1USD4P4zG2p6scFRQ4mck1aXYsku7e9b6b8vfbvLiAhAm1pZ6HT6DUXMryd9EWHfUL2MIew8JXqD8YFoWYZKzSPpd9n-s55i9l9gSSpdzwCFeJOhi-A/s400/DSCF9553.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5507660788760625042" /></a><br /><a href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvdLq0sRIUx_iqFQM8HJ-JLJv4NIThXSw2wXf5H47zJFJNVd26bOl3nW9bGXIQ35dlopYHX3Jnk2b06bppd-WUsxZWpHN1qOb53biIsewGNOkeQ5DysgBeJsnNXXhAMOHXOw37tlth0dPl/s1600/forest4.jpg"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5507439093524198802" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 150px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 150px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhvdLq0sRIUx_iqFQM8HJ-JLJv4NIThXSw2wXf5H47zJFJNVd26bOl3nW9bGXIQ35dlopYHX3Jnk2b06bppd-WUsxZWpHN1qOb53biIsewGNOkeQ5DysgBeJsnNXXhAMOHXOw37tlth0dPl/s400/forest4.jpg" border="0" /></a><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5507439005061875842" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 150px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 150px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgXV3X8NKwPWw0xJxfgK0IwTCK13bmbl5Z8C0uJpY6jHCgl4E4ZORO8MrlEDnMn7Fwey5m1LZN-dnyvQuy0d0OFhIVPPazVhr3KsKnsDMWM5BEK865Ors5r06puYUvAWayE70DU6vw3yE8y/s400/forest3.jpg" border="0" /> <img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5507440296884439554" style="FLOAT: left; MARGIN: 0px 10px 10px 0px; WIDTH: 150px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 150px" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhQVbQFa26tJgcOEnOfOh0mMLhOV940zfrIW9voQRMCZ5CdGU75T4kBNqE9cY8CiLwxAxLJgosW0F2n2jwY7CjLgjHTq4lo7Iybg2ERwN8RUvRKj-J9WZwhh0zk2Pp2XxWn8JS-hAX_DSj4/s400/forest2.jpg" border="0" /><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div><div><br /><div><br /></div><div><br /></div></div>Jennie Vallishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07021741899982892368noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8461313963647233008.post-85000870036929757182010-08-10T00:37:00.001+01:002010-08-10T00:39:50.852+01:00Into the woods<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjK1PULfug4kvezE3aGnHBdBoPTDSTAXNan45USUm8BFJT2qRlhCVkSJgCWGZOo1yVkVPbl5EPeNxErTlJLcm5GnVHsSApBzsJ4fOHeAk9pGFl66rnEBignRDHHXC3qGyKlmX0vp1aJCm_7/s1600/DSCF9540.jpg"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 320px; height: 400px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEjK1PULfug4kvezE3aGnHBdBoPTDSTAXNan45USUm8BFJT2qRlhCVkSJgCWGZOo1yVkVPbl5EPeNxErTlJLcm5GnVHsSApBzsJ4fOHeAk9pGFl66rnEBignRDHHXC3qGyKlmX0vp1aJCm_7/s400/DSCF9540.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5503558771622637410" /></a>Jennie Vallishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07021741899982892368noreply@blogger.com2tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8461313963647233008.post-15760024107326660482010-08-04T00:54:00.009+01:002010-08-13T00:55:39.575+01:00More birthdays, more neurosis<a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCsHAB5OvaB8L3uGpPOtJzxPNa3I9DD3Rk8fDNLwi9zqmBlJ7LlZAhyphenhyphenBEGrk1Y0Q_4NE_1MzoO_FJrssDCNYkDs73Wyj88hEmbne2mRV-KmwyqzL1jAD5Cy8AqOvl992peP8sxDjqu5Gmx/s1600/DSCF9486.JPG"><img id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5495770551873492850" style="DISPLAY: block; MARGIN: 0px auto 10px; WIDTH: 400px; CURSOR: hand; HEIGHT: 296px; TEXT-ALIGN: center" alt="" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEgCsHAB5OvaB8L3uGpPOtJzxPNa3I9DD3Rk8fDNLwi9zqmBlJ7LlZAhyphenhyphenBEGrk1Y0Q_4NE_1MzoO_FJrssDCNYkDs73Wyj88hEmbne2mRV-KmwyqzL1jAD5Cy8AqOvl992peP8sxDjqu5Gmx/s400/DSCF9486.JPG" border="0" /></a><span style="color:#666666;">Yes, I know, it's another papercut- I'm sorry and I promise to post something other than these soon, I just need to get them out of my system first. </span><br /><span style="color:#666666;"></span><br /><span style="color:#666666;">This here offering was made for my mum's birthday. I'm always really concerned whenever I make someone a present or card rather than buying one. It somehow feels like a bit of a cop-out, though I absolutely love it when I'm given something that's been made just for me. </span>Jennie Vallishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07021741899982892368noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8461313963647233008.post-2216411393612948532010-08-02T21:20:00.011+01:002010-08-10T08:25:32.322+01:00Cosmic mix-up<div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;">Is it really August already? How on earth did that happen? Well, however this occurred, a new month can only mean one thing. That's right, it's time for another <a href="http://www.flickr.com/groups/themixtapeproject/">mixtape</a>.</span></span></span></div><div><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;"><br /></span></span></span></div><a onblur="try {parent.deselectBloggerImageGracefully();} catch(e) {}" href="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHlB5CH_x1MKLEM42QqxAHt9HjFF7EoOFdmc17vxVlxcNBpREUk1LdTvnjlKB2zpTcfTRnrje_kMxcT69EX7hNCEQdp-qE9ZFajfIPf_Oonr1NxzaHAVDQZdbWadpeBxPtm9h8NMSrYCXt/s1600/mixtape2.jpg" style="text-decoration: none;"><img style="display:block; margin:0px auto 10px; text-align:center;cursor:pointer; cursor:hand;width: 400px; height: 197px;" src="https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/img/b/R29vZ2xl/AVvXsEhHlB5CH_x1MKLEM42QqxAHt9HjFF7EoOFdmc17vxVlxcNBpREUk1LdTvnjlKB2zpTcfTRnrje_kMxcT69EX7hNCEQdp-qE9ZFajfIPf_Oonr1NxzaHAVDQZdbWadpeBxPtm9h8NMSrYCXt/s400/mixtape2.jpg" border="0" alt="" id="BLOGGER_PHOTO_ID_5500911159753387442" /></a><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:small;"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:'trebuchet ms';"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="color:#666666;">Can you guess my chosen theme?! I've pretty much given up on trying to pick overtly cool and obscure tunes (mainly because I don't own any) and have opted instead for nostalgia, finding tracks in my library that I haven't listened to for years. Judge me if you want for my inadequate music taste, but you know you know every word of 'Major Tom' and will dance like a lunatic to 'Girl from Mars' when you think that no one's looking - I know I do.</span></span></span>Jennie Vallishttp://www.blogger.com/profile/07021741899982892368noreply@blogger.com0